Lu

yes i am alive.

can’t stop thinking about that one prompt about paladin!mike pulling the hood up for cleric!will (bonus point if they both have that doomed yearning look on their faces)

#need that

aka mike watches all of his friends abandon him for heterosexuality and becomes increasingly distressed

now hear me out... he says thank you while he's in it.

first of all yeah like he's def sucking on your boobs like youre basically nursing him and he doesnt care, he'll do it in a non sexual context too he just really likes it. but yeah i feel like he's an undercover munch like he's one of the lowkey guys in the frat, body count not even in double digits so when he's genuinely sucking the soul out of you and looking up every few seconds to mutter and be like "thank you pretty" and "god you taste so fucking good, cum for me one more time". yeah maybe being exclusive isn't such a bad idea

frat!kyle.... yes girl.

okay no like seriously kyle is the absolute sweetest, tbh he's the most likely to be one of those guys that make eye contact with a girl at a party and text the gc like "nah i just met wifey". he would absolutely chase college!reader with no shame, he's not as bad w it as dick is, like he's not begging at parties but he def replies to all of your stories and probably hits u up asking what drinks specifically you want at the functions. (helloo mango marg cutwater)