Gay and Lame

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

My jokes do numbers in the porn bot community

Y’all might not find me funny but porn bot Lisa478 found me so funny she wants to show me her pussy!

Without the goverment, who will help those in need?

$550 to build, $64,450 to line everyone’s pockets.

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt* *starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…

okay i just realized they meant "fascist" and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier

Clue: The Movie's multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen