PlatoPasta

Do you ever look in the mirror and wonder “man what scathing yet inexplicably creative would I be called in the comments if I ever showed my face in an instagram video.

Comforting to know that I sound young enough that if you heard me whimpering and crying on a sound recording it might be pretty creepy. Don’t know why I was thinking about this but somebody needs to know. Just think about it though.

ARTFIGHT SHOUTOUT. MY USER IS PLATO-PASTA ON TEAM COMEDY. DRAW MY GUYS LET ME DRAW YOUR GUYS! AGGHHHHHHHHHHH

I’ve been calling people eunuchs recently. It’s great, people who don’t know what that means don’t feel insulted, and those who do understand how good of a burn it is.

Nobody saw my Egyptian god post, or more likely, nobody decided they needed to take time out of their day to google it. Shrug.

Damn bro you highkey lookin like the Egyptian god min right now

Had a dream that a guy I vaguely know from school came up to me and told me whenever he jerks off, he looks at a picture of a horse. He went on to explain that now whenever he sees a horse he gets hard. I don’t know what he wanted me to do with that information.

Holy fuck dudes. My phone shitted out and completely stoped working and decided that my touchscreen was undeserving of love. Anyways new phone. And a bunch of stored ideas for crap tumblr posts I will immediately regret. Oh boy.

Umm gonna see tadc last act today. Pretty excited about it. Dw I’ll spoil it the second I get out of the theater.