Not quite God, Logan

Nothing of interest.

I'm going to teach him to count

Tick tock, Asian face. 

Calm down. I'm bringing you Salsa Calente

I expect to see you in Lima Heights Adjacent in ten or I will endz your sex life. 

Don't worry, I got this. I got this.

Ooooh boy, you know the way to get in between them.

Maybe even triplets!? aokswp :O

Ooops you made me lose my pants skwoep;

LETS MAKE ANOTHER BABY. HFDSKJFHSADKF MAYBE WE CAN HAVE TWINS :3

YUP. :|

good she was getting lonely :|

You’re kind of cute, Asian face. 

You're kind of sexy, Latina Legs

I dunno…if you ask me mum and dad are pretty romantic. I’m Irish.

So is bbyflynn

I….YEAH WELL I KISSED YOUR SISTER! :|

YOU DEFILED MY SISTER!?

SON I AM ONLY FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU, DON’T CALL ME OLD. I AM HIP. HIP HOP TO THE HIP DIZZY KACHANG BLANG.

WHY DON'T YOU EVER UNDERSTAND MY NEEDS? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE CRAWLING THE TUNNELS OF PUBERTY!

It’s not like I can get your eggo preggo anymoro

No :|

Thinking about her :|

I'll spin you round, round, baby. Round. Round. Like a record baby.