lets go lesbians

sara: “how dumb does robin think we are?” chris: “sometimes he leaves pictures of food instead of a shopping list”

Sara: “the only straight i am is straight up bitch”

robin: “you know what your problem is your really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole” mattias: mattias: “you think i’m cute?” robin: “shut your pie hole!”

holy shit i just made eye contact with my science teacher and i thought he was gonna call on meeeee assxzffhfaaff 😖

robin: “could you stop talking down to me” imra: “well i certainly can’t talk up to you”

robin: “could you stop talking down to me?” mattias: “well i certainly can’t talk up to you”

robin: “could you stop talking down to me?” sara: “well i certainly can’t talk up to you”

robin: “could you stop talking down to me?” chris: “well i certainly can’t talk up to you”

mattias: “are you ok robin?” robin: “i just wanna be alone” mattias: “ok i’ll come with you” robin: “:D”

imra: “what color is chris’ shirt?” robin: “gray” mattias: “gray” sara: “it obviously gray why are you asking?” imra *to chris*: “now tell them what color you think it is” chris *looking down*: “dark white” sara: “chris what the actual fuck”

chris: “i’m trying my hardest!” sara: “no you’re not”

sara: “some of y’all haven’t ran since P.E.” mattias: “some of us didn’t run in P.E.”

robin: “hElP i’m dRoWnInG” chris: “calm down we’re only in 5 feet of water” robin: “not all people are tall chris”

mattias: “ok here’s the phone bill” robin: “HOLY SHIT” mattias: “don’t worry that’s our phone number”

robin: “i hope you two have an explanation for this” chris: “actually we have three” sara: “pick your favorite”