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*eyes snap open at 3:47am* i’m unlovable

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

You’re*

Y'all please be very clear with your intentions with people. Don’t expect them to just know. Make sure they understand completely what the situation is and if you notice you’re on different pages, point it out. Don’t let it just continue like that

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

I submitted my application and resume

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

reblog for good luck

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…