Abbot's Bullet Wound: A Story In 3 Parts

a selection of headcanon questions inspired by key bones in the human body.

skull.   what memories/thoughts do they guard the most from others ?

cheekbone. what makes them smile ?

mandible / jawbone. what are they incapable of saying out loud ?

teeth. what lasting mark do they leave on others ?

hyoid / neck. who taught them to speak up, or stay silent ?

clavicle / collarbone. who/what do they lean on when they're vulnerable ?

scapula / shoulderblade. what burden do they carry on their back ?

sternum. what makes their heart pound hardest ?

ribcage. who/what are they trying to protect ?

humerus. do they use humour as a shield or a weapon ? what from/to ?

radius. who/what do they reach for first in a crisis ?

ulna. who stands by them no matter what ?

carpals. what small habits do they have ?

metacarpals. do they ask for help or clench their fists and bear it ?

phalanges. what is their relationship with touch ?

spine. when do they lose their backbone, what scares them ?

pelvis. what future or legacy are they afraid/excited to be responsible for ?

sacrum. what sacrifices have they made ?

coccyx / tailbone. what outdated beliefs do they still carry, if any ?

femur. what drives them forward ?

patella / kneecap. how compliant/obedient are they, who will they kneel for ?

tibia. who/what keeps them moving forward ?

fibula. do they ever feel overlooked ?

tarsals. what past mistakes stick with them with every step they take ?

Send [BOOP] for your muse to boop my muse on the nose

Send [FLICK] for your muse to flick my muse on the forehead

Send [REST] for your muse to rest their head on my muse's shoulder

Send [BLANKET] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket

Send [SPIN] for your muse to pick my muse up and spin them around

Send [FLOP] for your muse to flop onto my muse

''am i gonna be safe with you?'' ''always.''

''are you okay with this?''

''i trust you.''

''can i kiss you?''

''kiss me.''

''does that hurt?''

''please, continue.''

''are you okay with me kissing you?''

''can i kiss you?''

''you can always come talk to me.''

''is something bothering you?''

''don't stop.''

''i want you to kiss me.''

''is that okay with you?''

''do you trust me?'' ''always.

''i feel safe with you. i always have.''

''i'm extremely okay with this.''

''you matter so much to me.''

''i like spending time with you.''

''you make me the happiest i've ever been.''

''this thing we've got going on, it's pretty nice.''

''i'm here for you, no matter what.''

''is that okay?''

''are you comfortable?''

''you can always call me.''

''i need you to know that you can always come to me.''

''even if it's in the middle of the night, i'll be there. so don't hesitate. just call me.''

''i love you.''

''you're the best thing that has ever happened to me.''

''take your time. i'll be here when you're ready.''

''you'll wait for me?'' ''for as long as i need to.''

''we don't need to rush things.''

''the last thing i want to do is force you into something you're not ready for.''

''you make me feel safe.''

''hey, it's all right.''

''i'm right here with you.''

''i'll always be there for you. don't you ever doubt that.''

''i like being here with you. it's nice.''

I don't think you got all the eggshell out of the batter…

A dozen cupcakes? No, no, I'm sure there were only ever eleven.

We absolutely do not need more sprinkles.

We may need more sprinkles.

Oh come on, it's not like eating raw cookie dough is going to kill me.

You want to lick the spoon?

It doesn’t have to look pretty, it just has to taste good.

Is this bread or a rock?

Is it supposed to be this sticky?

If you keep distracting me, these are never getting finished.

Wait, was that the salt or sugar?

If someone steals kitchen utensils, would you say it was a 'whisk' they were willing to take?

Careful, that tray is hot!

Well? Are you going to do like my apron says and kiss the cook?

Look, we'll just cover that side with icing and nobody will know.

My secret ingredient? Love obviously.

….please tell me that's not the cookies I smell burning.

I said a pinch of salt, not half the container!

Hey no touching, it needs to cool first!

Are you going to help me, or just keep stealing the chocolate chips?

How did dough get on the ceiling?

What shape are these cookie cutters supposed to be?

You're not supposed to ice them before you bake!

Taste this and tell me if it needs more cinnamon.

You have flour on your nose.

I don't understand, I followed the recipe exactly.

Did you remember to preheat the oven?

Vanilla is measured with the heart.

I mean the recipes really more of a suggestion.

(with mouth full) What chocolate chips?

Hold still, you’ve got frosting on your cheek.