Welcome To The New Apartment

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

I would just like to remind everyone that this is the mature, reasonable, and sensible response.

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

gender is a performance and i am CAMP and a CULT CLASSIC and i have 29% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

you ever just feel the mental illness brewing in your brain like some kind of fucked up stew

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now