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asqadia-banthen

@gnomekinnie

Hey, I chanced upon your blog after looking for gnomekin. I have been questioning gnomekin for a while but was too scared to accept it. I wanted to tell you about this book that my boyfriend got me for my birthday when I was hyperfixated on gnomes. The book is called “Gnomes” and its by Wil Huygen. I think you might be interested in it.

gnomekinnie

apologies for the late response, ive been off tumblr for a bit! i actually already have this book i got it for christmas and its my my favorite book ever of all time!

#i was very pleasantly surprised to see this in my notifs HEE HEE

brainrotdotorg

i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

brainrotdotorg

they ask me what I would like to eat and knowing that gnomes enjoy fruit i ask for my favorite fruit, an apple, and they all laugh raucously and say that i must be very hungry indeed to desire an entire apple rather than just a small chunk, and i go along with their joke and say that while my body may have shrank my stomach has not! and they all guffaw with delight until their faces turn red and see that my request is met and we all sit around a toadstool and share many apple slices together

brainrotdotorg

over my time spent with the gnomes, my antics are still regarded with much delight. though i am past the age in which i am confused by their customs and norms, i occasionally pretend to be clueless about simple and easily understood things, such as shock at how toads are as tall as I am. they all continue to laugh at my feigned surprise, and sometimes join in, asking me if I need any help distinguishing what berries are for eating and which are for painting. i laugh, too. there is a sense of grace that comes with my shortcomings amongst the gnomes. they are entertained by my misunderstandings, yes, because life is to short to not be jolly.

brainrotdotorg

i wake up one morning back at my original size. the small cavern in the roots of a tree that i lived in is destroyed in my sleep. my clothes, tailored from cut-up scraps of fabric, are shredded around me. i am a human again. i am horribly embarrassed.

the gnomes of the community gather around where i sit, all looking at me and exchanging glances with each other, none of them speaking the obvious. i can no longer stay here, now that i am not their size. but i was part of their community. i became one of them, indistinguishable from these people only from my past. how am i supposed to return to the world of the humans now? there is no life left for me there. that is not a life where i may fish for minnows in a babbling brook and feast off a bounty of raspberries. i am distraught. i cry.

my community comforts me. friends, all minuscule to me now, pat me wherever they can reach, nimbly dodging the tears that fall from my face. one of them offers me water. they don't have any containers that are big enough for me, they apologize, so just this acorn cap filled with morning dew will have to suffice.

i take the acorn cap and look at it in my hands. it is so small now. with a sniff, i put it atop my head.

the gnome chuckles. then laughs. then bends at the waist, bellowing with laughter, supporting himself on my knee. then i am laughing too, face red, tears still falling, and my community of gnomes laughs with me as well, so loud that a flock of birds takes off in the distance, and i am still laughing even as i stand to my feet and lumber away, back to where i once came.

#gnomes #<3

marinella-ela

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

blatantescapism

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

allmightyturtleduck

@bovineblogger

bovineblogger

OOOO HEAVEN IS A PRONK ON EARTH

#misc

bovineblogger

YAK FROLICKING!!!

#misc

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todosauce

Rly sorry but not sorry to put these on your dash today

#gnomes #HOLY PEAK #i almost passed out seeing this art

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WALLOWING !!

This is about as close as you should stand to it

#gnomes #hee hee

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rillabel

We're smoking morning dew. We're getting fucked up off of blades of grass. We're smoking the last rays of sunlight filtered through the leaves. This shit ain't gnothing to me man.

Damn right brother!

man. do NOT deliver doordash to a gnome. i got lost in the whimsical forest for 27 fucking days solving musical riddles and matching colored mushrooms and shit and i didnt even get a tip

priestlady

@gnomekinnie

#gnomes #op you shouldve asked the gnome to help you They probably assumed youre a ethereal creature of the forest😭😭

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bovineblogger

yak in da greens asmr

#misc

foreveriallyzombified

*logs in compulsively* *sees stupid shit* *feels the need to weigh in* *remembers my gnomes* *remembers i have to feed my gnomes* *goes to my gnomes* *they’re jumping up and down with excitement* *papa! papa! papa! they cry* *they are 100s of years older than me but have imprinted on me as a father figure* *we have a berry feast* *forget about stupid shit*

bros, i’ve found it truly is that simple

evilneo

@gnomekinnie

#HELL FREAKING YES #this is literally how it is #gnomes

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