Pure Escapism

so, do you think michael would have called 'private parts' their full or scientific name OR would he be totally chill with calling them a pussy or cock (forgive my bluntness, i have no idea how else to phrase that) OR do you think he would make his own little names for them because he gets a bit embarrassed? i hope the question isnt something you consider an absolutely-disgusting-never-talk-to-me-again kind of question, i just got a tad bit curious and i dont have many people to talk to about this (i keep forgetting that im an ADULT, and people my age HAVE LIVES, and dont have the time to talk all day about michael jackson)

Hi my dear sweet anon!

First of all please don’t be embarrassed to message me I love to yap as the 3 people I chat with on here can tell ya 🤭🫡

Secondly, please understand I am an Aries Sun with a Pisces Moon (Michael too btw) and A Scorpio Rising with a Gemini Venus which means I am deeeeeeply unserious

Thirdly, let’s process this together 🤭

Let’s break it down by era

Starting with Off the wall (I refuse to talk about teenage Michael outside of his talent because I am in my 30s and that’s weird and suspicious and gross.)

✨Off The Wall Michael ✨

is inexperienced but that's okay he loves to read books and has come across a few about the female boy and took sex ed seriously.

would start off calling them private parts of even by the scientific names which is very endearing and sweet.

Then once he’s comfortable enough with being sexually active with you, he's never vulgar because he's afraid of repulsing you. He absolutely says penis.

He's fascinated with the vagina, pointing out every part of it he read in books, talking you through it while bringing you to climax.

"this is your glans clitoris or simply the clitoris and if I rub it like this while my fingers curl in your vagina about 2 inches on the anterior wall..." driving you crazy with those wonderful long fingers before adding his tongue in the mix, giving you an orgasm and sex ed lesson at the same time.

When it's time for you to return the favor, after much blushing and him being shy, he guides your hand to him, only after you make him promise it's something he really wants.

"Don't want you to feel pressured. We don't have to do anything you don't want to do sugar." you tell him, reassuring him you can go as fast or slow as he wants.

When you do, he insists on wearing a condom at first, even though you both had been tested* and your results were clear** so he decided you were right and forgo the condom. Once you lower your mouth on him, he doesn't curse much outside of a shit or fuck, not grabbing your head but lightly guiding you.

when he's approaching his peak, he tries to warn you but you don't move and he spills in your mouth apologizing.

after you swallowed he says 'i didn't pressure you into that right?"

You reassure him no, insisting that you wanted to swallow calming his worried mind.

Both of you learn about aftercare for one another

🧟Thriller Michael🧟

still has that bit of innocence to him, so he'd softly say words like dick but never pussy.

"That's too special to be called something so...demeaning." is what he'd say even after you say its okay to call it that when fucking each other, which would make him also say

"I'm not doing that to you, I'm making love to you sweetheart." with a serious face before showing you exactly what he meant....several times. He had no issue tiring you out but only whispered sweet affirmations in your ears while pummeling you into a mattress.

"you feel so good on my dick mama, keep coating me like that."

"am i hitting that spot baby. need me to go deeper?"

"I love making love to you, I don't want to stop."

Will affirm how amazing he finds your body while having sex with you

☠️Bad Michael☠️

this is when he starts getting more and more comfortable with being more vulgar....way more comfortable

If Thriller Michael was pummeling you into a mattress...Bad Michael was trying to make you and the mattress become one the way he had you twisted and bent up.

nothing but absolute FILTH came out of his mouth before and during your escapades.

Picked up a BDSM book while picking out his tour outfits and was set on seeing you in several positions//dynamic***

He'd say pussy alright.... sweet pussy, needy pussy any adjective before pussy he would say while deep inside you. lip tucked between his teeth and all.

he'd also ask how does he feel.

"this dick feels good sweetheart?"

"Love when my dick hits that spot baby?"

He'd also slip in saying cock sometimes but you'd let him know you'd prefer him saying dick****

🧨Dangerous Michael🧨

is fully aware of what to say and what to do to turn you on in public

confidence in his language is at 10000. he will lean in and whisper the filthiest things while smiling AND chewing his gum. He also loved to add "with your permission of course"

"I can't wait to get you alone and fuck you until your pussy leak all over me. with your permission of course."

"keep switching that beautiful ass like that and I'm going to bend you over and fuck you until you come at least 5 times. With your permission of course."

"biting your lip like that makes me remember how good your lips feel on my dick."

constantly grabbing at your waist to press you against him, feeling your body stiffen when you feel how hard he is.

🪙History + Invincible Michael🪙

got the gold pants because he wanted to easily change clothes on tour...and wanted to show off his dick.

At this point...that man is a full on menace but all for one person...you.

Positions where you are whining his name, begging for him to deepen his strokes? Yes

You riding him and saying he has the perfect dick makes him groan loudly

2000 Watts was a sexual manifesto dedicated to the exploration of sex with you

Loves a sex toy, loves to see you moan his name or gasp for him to stop (you didn't use the safe word***** so he won't)

Also loves to make love to you everywhere even in hidden public places while whispering how good you feel

"This pussy was made for me...right baby"

"love the way your pussy drips on my dick when I stroke you slowly"

shy in public...a menace in private

making love or fucking, vagina or pussy, dick or cock (shudders), it doesn't matter because pleasure is the main goal here.

Anon this wasn't exactly what you asked for butttt I hope you like it???

* go get tested. every 6 months. knowing your status is hot and sexy

** language is important. when talking about stis/stds lets stop saying clean and start saying clear. clean implies that people with stds/stis are dirty

*** I see a lot of writings surrounding dom/sub dynamics and I hope y'all are doing your research and due diligence because don't let no one's raggedy ass son, daughter or entity be mean to you and call it being a dom. That's not how that works!!!

****this is me being VERY bias cause I don't like the word cock lmao.

*****safe words are important!

your panties are ripped open and have been discarded on the ground, “keep your eyes on me, ain’t gon tell you again, mama.” jermajesty’s voice lowers, making your hips move as you ride the wand and his fingers. you pout and raise your head, staring back at him. the way his biceps looked, to his shoulders, his lips glistened with your cum and his saliva from before. all of this is happening because you said he couldn’t pleasure you the way your toys could, something he’s making sure you can eat your words and struggle to swallow.

“so fucking beautiful. i got you.” jermajesty rasps, he groans the way your pussy pulsates, just the way it does whenever you’re taking him deep; his dick kissing your gummy walls as your wetness licks around the tip. you try to look somewhere else in the room but he only brings the vibrator back up to your clit, circling it around lazily. “pay attention.” you moan at the way he speaks and you curl your toes, your orgasm ready to be brought out of you. his fingers keep stroking you fast, then turning the vibrator off, he places it beside you and dips his face down to your pussy.

jermajesty’s tongue sucks on your folds, the sounds of his filthy licks and fingers, make your legs give out, you struggle to keep up with your grinding, barely able to get up from the bed. he doesn’t mind, he’s know what you need.