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Lando: I'll make you breakfast in bed

Oscar: Please don't do that. I'm pretty sure your cooking counts as a war crime

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George: Thanks for not being weird

Alex: Oh no, I'm weird, just not about this

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Charles, groaning: Hit me with a rock

Pierre: A rock? Are you sure?

Charles: Hit me. With. A rock

Pierre: Why?

Charles: I met my soulmate today

Pierre: Why would that-

Charles: And he ran

Pierre: Oh no

Charles: He was intimidated by me and he ran

Pierre: Would you like the rock in small, medium or large?

Charles: Medium, please

Pierre: One medium rock bashing coming right up

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Charles: We listen and we don't judge

Pierre: That's not true, we absolutely judge

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George, on the back of a bicycle: Pick up the pace, it looks like things are really beginning to heat up!

Alex, out of breath, riding the bike: Here's an idea, how about you pedal for once?

George: Absolutely not, I'm the brains of this operation

Alex: Are you insinuating that I'm the muscle?

George: That's hilarious

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Kimi: Yeah, I've got responsibilities now

Ollie: Responsibilities?

Kimi: Yeah. It means I'm not allowed to have any more fun for the rest of my life

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Kimi: *Walks into Ollies drivers room*

Ollie: *Is covered with dirt*

Ollie: Something not so chill happened

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Yuki: The redbull motorhome has a main key and a spare key, and Max has them both

Yuki: I once asked his how we'd get in if something happened to him, and he said "if something happened to me, you lot have been dead for weeks"

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Alex, kidnapped and strapped to a table: Do you know... the muffin man?

George, also kidnapped: Alex I swear-

Kidnapper: The muffin man? What the-

Alex: Yes! The muffin man!

Kidnapper: The... one who lives on drury- wait is this a Shrek reference?

Alex: See! You owe me five bucks, I told you a bad guy would get it!

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Charles: Being cute is actually really annoying when you're angry, because no matter how mad you get, everyone always just giggles and says "ahw, you're so cute when you're angry". Like no, recognise my power

Pierre: Since when do you have power? Or cuteness, for that matter?

Charles: *Glares*

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Kimi: Did you know there's a drugs dealer who is also a barber that lives down the street? He's actually getting arrested right now

Gabriel: Really?

Ollie: Yeah, I've been going to him for years

Ollie: Did you know he's also a barber?

Kimi: No idea

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Toto, reading over a report George wrote: You meant 'stronger' here, right?

George: What does it say?

Toto, reading from the report: I'm proud to report that our team is stranger than a year before

Toto: That's a typo

George: Could go either way

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Lando, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Oscar: Yeah, sure

*A few minutes later*

Oscar: Here you go

Lando:

Carlos: What am I doing here?

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Charles: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me

Max: But you aren't allowed to touch the masterpieces

Charles: Well someone has got to pin the artwork to the wall

Pierre, talking into his walkie talkie: This is Pierre, the idiots are fucking around in the east wing again. Yuki come stop them please

Yuki: I'm coming and I have the spray bottle ready

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Interviewer: What attributes do you bring to the table, Charles?

Charles, train wreck of a human being: Uh, I'm good in bed?

Interviewer:

Press manager:

Rest of the grid:

Max: I cannot deny

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Clone Charles: Shoot him, he's the fake!

Real Charles: Yeah, shoot me. Please

Clone Charles, concerned: Are you okay man?

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Pierre: Yuki can be so cute and dumb sometimes

Charles: What?

Pierre: I think he wanted to get cutlery, but he referred to them as 'food weaponry'

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