Whats Your Sin?

A goddess

Decadent

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

Wind is windy as hell

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#pure

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned

I laughed too hard at this and I hate you for it

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

You could finish him or finish him

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things! just sleeping! it’s like a sleepover but every night how sweet is that!!!!