I Need Money

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

who’s papa john

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

Markiplier has two modes and it’s either inspirational, believes in and cares about you on a personal level, or absolutely cursed fuck who will eat your firstborn child because you asked a question in a live stream. anger. you are on his list. there is no escape.

heh

Me trying to cheer up my friends: everything will be alright dude. You are a great person and your pussy is tight as hell. We all love you dude

I love animals but let’s be real they’re fucking stupid as fuck if an elephant made a symphony it would probably sound like shit

nightcore? psh, in MY days we called it CHIPMUNK VERSION. The nerve of this generation.

my health goes down i need a cow ill find some wheat and one egg now the sweet, sweet treat all i need is sugar cane ill make some cake

there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.

fucking superb you funky little alien