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just thought i’d post all laughing lizards i’ve saved lmaooo

Behold, MUMPO, THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE CHILD.

If I weren’t an actor, maybe I’d be a criminal. I would love to rob a bank. You know, just stickin’ it to the man. The rush of the heist. In fact, I might do it—but in an old-timey kind of way, like Bonnie and Clyde. Banks today are probably too hard to rob because they’re all futuristic. But I would be the cool robber. I would have a side conversation with the person I’m robbing: “I’m cool. I’m not going to hurt you.” I would develop a relationship with them and make them emotionally invested in me. Then I would rob them again. x

It’s going to be a bloody hot day.

smol

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