Women And Cats Will Do As They Please

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

Free pizza is cancelled

Why would you even say something like that

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

imagine being in a threesome and then getting asked to leave like how fucking embarrassing would that be

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

I want to Die

I dreamed a dream in time gone by

Anonymous said: hi there ^___^ I just got fatally stabbed four times n I’m about to die what should I do? Also I love your blog have a good day/night 😍😍😍

Anonymous said: uhm? Why aren’t you helping that anon lmao. They’re bleeding to death and you just tell them “I’m not a doctor call help”? You’re so rude lol bye 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Anonymous said: (different anon) I’m a med student and I can confirm that when you get stabbed to death you die. Maybe anon should try avoid getting stabbed next time