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I hear Glorfindel does sword commercials in Valinor

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Glorfindel is so pure that the Silmarils will get burned if they touch him

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Glorfindel didn’t need braces. His teeth rearranged themselves

#ik im the op but i read this a second time while tired as #glorfindel doesnt need teeth #which is a whole different level of post #glorfindel doesnt need teeth his food chews itself

Glorfindel taught Skittles what the rainbow tasted like

#glorfindel

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Glorfindel doesn’t style his hair. it lies perfectly coiffed out of sheer terror.

#its also lies that way out of respect

The only reason Beleriand sank was because Glorfindel wasn’t there to save it

#submission #submitted by whatstolkienherepeeps #beleriand #glorfindel

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Glorfindel has 12 color receptors

#submitted by anonymous #this is blog runner’s favorite post #wow hes a mantis shrimp #and since it was an anonymous ask its still in my inbox and every time i see it i start laughing

Glorfindel can say "MacBeth" in a theater without it getting cursed.

#submitted by bookanimeart #glorfindel #submission

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The word Glory is derived from Glorfindel

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Glorfindel eats mayonnaise straight out of the jar

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Glorfindel doesn’t have a shadow because it was in his way

Like a good Neighbor Glorfindel’s there.

#submission #submitted by whatstolkienherepeeps #glorfindel

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Originally Fëanor asked Glorfindel for his hair, Galadriel was his second choice.

Why does Glorfindel glow? Because the darkness is afraid of him.

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Glorfindel eats five dozen eggs every morning

#and now hes the size of a barge

Clowns are afraid of Glorfindel.

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