Random Bursts of Inspiration (and Insanity)~

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

“Cowboys could be an invasive species” is an extremely hot take I wasn’t prepared for

They did very well when introduced to Australia.

cute

Reblogging for everyone in the throes of finals right now because I think we could all use a little KITTY

Y’all I have a new role model

I like how that cat obviously avoided the tape on sheer autopilot and it’s wondering what the fuck just happened

That was a “Wait, what?” if ever I saw one.

He and Legolas never had a single conversation, the only words ever spoken between them were, “and my bow”.

I need this on a blog, at long last, to look at whenever I want.

Frodo: I’m so overjoyed to see you all safe. Gimli, Aragorn, and- *discreetly looks at writing on palms*…L'orealas.

Environmental storytelling

MOUSE ARMOUR