damien

before you say ‘but wait charlie is illiterate’. text to speech exists.

why does this exist? you may ask?

mac seemed to inforce the fact that dennis HAD to be happy otherwise it was damaging their relationship and hurting mac. “You are my best friend and this trip to Da Zoo is really important to me, and us as best friends”

instead of helping dennis to love himself, he helps him hide his insecurities with hair dye, he also encourages his eating disorder. “I tell you your face looks smooth, even when I find a wrinkle. I dye your hair, and I massage your pecs after a workout to keep you nice and limber, I make you shakes”

insinuating that dennis shouldn’t be mad because of all the things he does for him. “and I put in all this work for us so I can enjoy a smile on your face at the end of the day”

also... cause it’s charden... duh

Dennis... It feels like you’re absent... It might all be just a big misunderstanding because of these texts and we can’t show each other how we’re feeling. I was trying to check in on you to see if you’re okay. If you want we could meet up...? So I could know you’re safe? It’s okay if you’re unhappy with me, but I’m just trying to do what’s best for us both. I always try to do what’s best. If you find a wrinkle I show you some of my own. I tell you that silver hair is totally rad. I make sure you don’t overexert yourself, but if you do then I massage you if you’re okay with it. I tell you it’s okay if you’re finding it hard to eat, and make sure you drink plenty. I do all this because you do the same. So we can be happier and healthier at the end of the day.

mac suggests going to frat places for sorority girls cause they’ll be wild.

dennis says “Mac. We should go to the library...We don't want wild girls. We want real girls going wild. It's important to see the transition. You want to watch the process.”