flexin my complexion

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I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

Money Chan come thru

IM PRAYING

Koga: welcome to my poison-type ninja gym. it’s full of jugglers who use psychic-types. fuck you for thinking you know me.

Whew, Chile.

Sneaky shit basically

The last one, my goodness. Dude at my church a few years ago tried to tell me that one of these days I’m not gonna be able to get myself in a sticky situation with my drop of a dime excuses/lies. And I never thought about where I was able to develop this skill

may the universe be softer and kinder to us this september

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

I’m into this

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS