Mabel Pines in the HIZZOUSE

Send me a number! (some slightly nsfw) || specify muse if needed

How does your muse feel about seafood?

What is their favorite piece of technology?

When did they lose their virginity?

Was their anything their parents pushed them to do? (e.g. sports, theatre, band)

Describe your muse’s worst nightmare.

What is a deal-breaker when it comes to dating someone?

What was the most embarrassing moment in your muse’s life?

What keeps your muse up at night?

What chronic illnesses does your muse have, if any?

Does your muse get carsick?

Does your muse wear glasses/contacts?

What are some warning signs that your muse is getting depressed? 

What is your muse’s favorite candy?

Does your muse have a “victory song” and if so, what is it?

Who do they tend to bicker with the most?

Has your muse ever been hospitalized or institutionalized? 

Does your muse pray, whether it be to a god or some other force?

Has your muse ever lived in poverty?

Do they have any distinct voice mannerisms? (e.g. saying ‘like’ or ‘um’ a lot, stutters) 

Where are your muse’s ancestors from? Do they keep any of their traditions?

When did your muse learn about sex?

What is your muse most thankful for?

What shoe size is your muse?

Does your muse hate their middle name? \ What is it?

How many hours a day do they spend on the internet/watching TV?

Does your muse have any trophies?

If your muse was given the opportunity to go sky diving, would they?

What is the most common lie your muse tells themselves?

Has your muse ever had a pet? If so, what type?

Who was your muse’s first kiss?

What is your muse’s first memory?

How does your muse feel about crocs?

What are your muse’s biggest pet peeves?

What was your muse’s happiest birthday?

Does your muse cross their legs/ankles when they sit?

What simple task is your muse surprisingly bad at?

Did your muse ever own a Tamagatchi?

What was your muses’s first job?

Does your muse usually go for truth or dare?

Has your muse ever been to a concert?

What is your muse’s favorite holiday?

Does your muse reply to scary chain emails/messages?

Describe the first person your muse remembers losing.

Would your muse ever roleplay?

What is your muse’s Hogwarts house?

What is your muse’s first thought upon waking up?

Name a song your muse can sing every word to. 

Who would your muse sacrifice themselves for, if anybody?

How long is your muse’s penis? || What bra size is your muse?

          these may be quotes from outside sources, but i’ve gathered them from my likes on the app

Bold of you fucks to assume that I’m not god.

Which one of you MOTHERFUCKERS snitched on ME to my MOM?!

I’m coming for your left shoes and I’m shitting in ‘em, buddy.

Oops, my heart went…FUCK

You have been summoned to the house of VIBE for your VIBE CHECK

You have FAILED the vibe check

*brandishing a knife* cuddle me

i’m baby, and i’m fucking cute

One day, I wanna be rich enough that my big fridge has a lil fridge.

Shiny knick knacks go click clack *shakes [small objects] together*

If your tongue sticks to it when you lick it it’s a bone! *clap clap*

The gods don’t want to fuck you!! Stop!!

*tapping rhythmically* I’m bored in the house and I’m in the house bored.

I was single for a long time, like a LONG time. But then I met the love of my life. He is my boyfriend - he doesnt know it yet, but he is.

I prefer my puns intended.

I was doing stuff with my star sign and I was NOT prepared to learn that the MOON knows I’m GAY

I don’t know what happened but the toilet is smoking! ( cut to inside a bathroom, two rolls of toilet paper have been placed on the closed lid to resemble eyes, and a tube is pinned between the lid and seat, resembling a cigar )

The only b-word i’ll ever call you is beautiful. (a pause) i love you, bitch.

You’re the best kind of fucking person and I would die for you

I’m shaving my legs, then I’m on my way

Do you know who gets sent in when people want to act a fool? This basic bitch who’s secretly FULL OF RAGE

I don’t know why people call it the roof of their mouth when it’s the ceiling

There’s the saying ‘you are what you eat’…now i’m concerned for the people who say ‘i’m baby’

I was just walking outside and it looks like someone fell (evidence that they are the one that fell) i feel bad for that idiot

Who the FUCK is playing music at 2 in the morning?!

Look, what I’m saying is an apology is not worth saying if you don’t feel bad about what you did and it’s not really an apology unless it features an admission of fault and a promise to not repeat the behavior

I’m….so sorry….i’ve learned….my lesson (throws an object to distract and runs away)

I believe there are aliens in the ocean and nobody ever fucking listens to me

I just found out what a biblically correct angel looks like and honestly, i’m scared

The neighbors don’t take care of their dog so i guess it’s mine now

Sure my body’s a temple, but you know what? Some temples are unkempt and falling apart and maybe a little bit haunted.

Manic pixie dream girl? No, I’m a depressed goblin nightmare boy.

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

SYMBOL STARTERS

Send ✗ for my muse to come to yours out of concern for a mutual friend Send ♧ for my muse to meet yours at a mutual friend’s birthday party Send ☺ for our muses to strike up a conversation on an airplane or boat Send ☂ for my muse to find yours injured and offer their assistance Send ☼ for our muses to meet when their pets take a liking to one another Send © for our muses to meet at work as colleagues for the first time Send ♔ for my muse to meet their new boss - who happens to be your muse! Send ♫ for my muse to meet yours in a bar Send ♤ for our muses to be assigned as partners for a mission Send ღ for my muse to offer yours a compliment as they pass eachother.

(Add ‘reverse’ for our muses’ positions to be switched, where applicable)

SENTENCE STARTERS

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💔 = Has your muse ever been heartbroken? If so, explain what happened. 

🌹 = How would your muse react to romantic gestures, expected or not? 

🌷 = Is your muse likely to be the one to make the first move, or would they wait for the other to make a move first? 

🎁 = Does your muse become flattered to receive gifts? 

😍 = Does your muse have any crushes? If so, who are they? 

😘 = Does your muse like to flirt? Do they like to be flirted with? 

❤️ = Does your muse focus on one person, or do they like to go and date as many people as possible?

💛 = In what ways does your muse express their love to their partner? 

💚 = Does your muse get jealous easy? 

💙 = Does your muse prefer a night out or a night in? 

💜 = Does your muse date others based on their appearance or personality, or both? 

♡ = Is there any kind of person that your muse will never date? 

💞 = Does your muse believe in soulmates? 

💘 = Does your muse believe in astrology signs? If so, what sign are they most compatible with? And is this important when considering a date? 

💗 = Would your muse prefer a large, public proposal, or do they prefer a small, private one? 

💵 = Is money an important factor to consider when dating? Does your muse prefer rich partners? 

💎 = What kind of gemstone would your muse prefer on their engagement or wedding ring? 

💍 = Big or small wedding? 

“The coffee pot didn’t turn on this morning.”

“Who’s turn was it for breakfast?”

“It’s my day off, I earned the right to be lazy.”

“This could get fixed by a professional, or it could be fixed by an amateur for free.”

“You’re under arrest for being a blanket thief.”

“The use of cold feet in bed, as a leverage tool, is illegal.”

“How was your day at work?”

“I’m going to need a bath…”

“No no, you’re sick. You rest, I’ll take care of everything.”

“I think we need to go on a bit of a grocery trip.”

“I’ve noticed all the laundry was done. You didn’t have to.”

“Leftovers, or more take out?”

“The neighbor is getting obnoxiously loud at night.”

“When was that garden gonna get started again?”

“Dishes… right the dishes. In the next few minutes I swear.”

“I know you like my shirts but now you’ve even stolen my doubles.”

“All your oversized shirts belong to me now.”

“I can’t help what I do in my sleep. That includes what’s done with the blankets.”

“You were tossing and turning last night. You okay?”

“I’m not sick, I’m only slightly ill. There’s a difference. I can handle today.”

“So dinner was being made… and then I realized the smoke alarm was broken.”

“Duct tape is a temporary, long term fix to everything.”

“I love you, but you’re beginning to pass out mid sentence. Go to bed.”

“You can’t tell me what to do, I can do what I want!”

“you’re going to have a bruise.”

“it won’t heal if you keep picking at it.”

“you were out for a few days. how are you feeling?”

“absolutely not. you’ll pop your stitches.” 

“take it easy. you’re in rough shape.”

“those pain meds knocked you out.”

“where’d you get that bloody nose?”

“make a fist for me.” 

“where does it hurt?” 

“ow, ow, ow.”

“that’s going to need stitches.”

“shit, that hurts.”

“is it broken?”

“keep ice on it.”

“ouch!” 

“i can’t even look. is it bad? wait, don’t tell me.” 

“you shouldn’t be walking around right now.”

“how am i supposed to sleep with all these bandages?”

“stay in bed and let me look after you.” 

“there, you’re all patched up.” 

“let me help you to your room.”

“how many fingers am i holding up?”

“take your time. slow, slow. you’re doing great.”

“you could have a concussion. ”

“i’m okay. you can stop hovering.”

“you’re lucky. you could have gotten seriously hurt.”

MOST threads are just vignettes meant to flesh out scenarios and headcanons between you and your partner. Some threads lose their steam after 3 reblogs. Some cap off at 100 reblogs. Some end abruptly at a weird place to end a thread, but you know what? THAT’S ALL OK. Maybe 1 out of 10 threads are meant to go on and on, and we all know that deep down. Hoarding threads to reach some grand note total, or to feel surrounded by a suffocating number  of “kept rp’s,” is draining. And it’s at the expense of losing your muse and being overwhelmed. We all need to admit we lose muse and struggle with threads because we don’t want to write THAT thread anymore. A partner will understand, because they’ve been there, we ALL have. And if they don’t? They’re a crappy partner.

Don’t be a masochist. Half the struggles in rp’s and getting interactions are based on the pressure we put on ourselves (and shame, on others) to keep a thread we no longer have brain or muse for. If you look at your drafts and sigh a sigh of pain, not joy, then it’s time to be brutal and make some thread cuts and let your partner know. You’re NOT being a “bad partner” for cutting those threads loose. You’re being a good writer, actually. A good writer doesn’t keep all the editorial flowery crap and muddled notations. Not everything is the most valuable piece of art ever, some rp’s are just fun junk food meant to use up then drop. A good writer has to have a good editor, and since we rp by ourselves in our rooms, etc, we have to edit ourselves. IT’S OK. I give you permission to be a good editor, too.

Quality, not quantity flesh out a muse & their relationships.