Dumb BloodyMary skit abt the “I had potential” shirt
Simon: I was just talking to rocky and… when were you gonna tell me this shirt says “I had potential”?
Grace: oh hi Simon! right, we still haven’t taught you how to read and write in earth English, I can schedule some time to-
Simon: Grace. Focus.
Grace: right. It was basically my only shirt that fit you, plus I thought it was funny :p
Simon, on the verge of tears: am I not useful anymore? :<
Grace: what- no! Simon, what are-
Simon with the biggest, wettest eyes imaginable: I know the plants keep wilting I’ve been trying to take care of them but the bio dome has been getting colder lately and-
Grace, trying to calm Simon: Simon it’s just a dumb physics joke! … you do know what physics is, right?
Simon, tears and snot dripping down his face: … WHO TF IS PHYSICS?!
Simon ⬆️














