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facing the horrors of being perceived i had to ask some guy how to use the commons printer and he did look at me like i was crazy bc i didnt plan the question and sounded mega stupid but he did help and of course it was so obvious and i am ashamed

gillion tidestrider = sidon legend of zelda and i'm only realizing this now while reading gay link fanfiction I KNEW HE WAS FAMILIAR

my hair is poofy? brushed out and frizzy? the bigger the hair the closer to god buddy and i'm headed for heaven

tossed my pad wrapper in the little bathroom trash can saw the exact same wrapper in there from someone before me thats womanhood

roof of my mouth tore up from my caeser salad it got stabbed 15 times

I Write Sins not Tragedies in this dunkin' donuts

holding the door for men as a show of dominance and authority. "thanks.." they mumble as they shuffle by, meak and submissive to my door holding chivalry. you're welcome boy. remember my mercy

my latte is so pale its reminding me of when i was severely deficient in vitamin d bc i refused to go outside

i only have 130 episodes of riptide until i'm all caught up guys soon i'll fully understand the gillion tidestrider hype

what a fool i was to think i could go on a trip to see family without my sisters what am i doing here where are they

constantly stressed bc there's so much media to consume and re-consume and all that media has so much related content and there simply is not enough time

hey girl... is your true Soul englightened because when i look in your eyes i see the divine reality looking back at me 😏