hello I'm Rel! I am an NJ-based human in my 30s. this blog mostly runs on queued reblogs altho I do occasionally make my own posts. i have been here since 2011
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Tags I sometimes use:
awkart - my art (mostly reblogs from Relemenopy)
personal / reltalks (for posts about me... i forget to be consistent about it whoops)
Ship-specific tags (I do not ship fixed positions so these tags indicate the characters in any position- I understand tho that fixed position is important to others and I try my best to be respectful of that):
mammett (Marty Mcfly x Doc Brown - Back to the Future)
kurahi (Kurama x Hiei - Yu Yu Hakusho)
brainylyle (Brainiac 5 x Invisible Kid - Legion of Super Heroes)
beetlebabes (Beetlejuice x Lydia - Beetlejuice)
jayvik (Jayce Talis x Viktor - Arcane)
vikjayce (Jayce Giopara x Viktor- League of Legends)
scarabedo (Wanderer x Albedo - Genshin Impact)
fenders (Fenris x Anders - Dragon Age 2)
baby gravy (bbno$ x Yung Gravy - Soundcloud rapper RPF)
Past fandoms (still love these, just not so active about posting these ones currently):
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The Highlander fanfic dive is taking me beyond AO3, and it's making me appreciate all over again how comparatively normalized male homosexuality is now.
The fact that the sex is gay was something that got warned for on the same level as noncon and torture, that's just how it was and we more or less rolled with it.
This isn't news to me, I was there Gandalf, but getting it as a blast from the past like this is just impressing on me how far we've come in how short a time
These sites are from the late 90s through the mid 2000s.
Massachusetts was the first US state to legalize gay marriage in 2003, gay marriage became legal on the federal level in the US in 2015, Lawrence v. Texas, the US court case that ruled that criminalizing "sodomy" (which is basically any sex two cis men can have) is unconstitutional was in 2003.
To keep yawping, AO3 about killed this dead by setting m/m (and f/f and "other") as categories rather than as archive warnings. If it had been anyone but a bunch of disgruntled slash shippers designing a fiction website at that time, Here There Be Gay Stuff would be a required warning alongside noncon and graphic violence, and m/f would be an unspoken default that couldn't be filtered on.
I find the first screenshot, the simplest one, the most telling. The work doesn't have anything else to warn for, and NC-17 already tells us it's sexually explicit, but it still has to point out the homosexuality as an extra unwanted thing.
Does anyone want a no-context snippet from a Marty Mania fic I'll probably never finish?
(AU by @bubbiegummie)
āSo, hereās the guest room, which, uh, I guess has sort of become my room,ā Marty said.Ā
He gestured to a made bed in the corner. Then to the inflatable mattress on the carpet.Ā
His counterparts, McFlyāI donāt give a shit if my step-father forced my mom to change it; McFly is our real family nameāand MartināI havenāt gone by Marty since I was five-years-old; itās a childish nicknameāstared at the room. They both looked unimpressed.Ā
āIām taking the bed,ā Martin decided.Ā
āFine.ā
Marty led them to the dresser. On top was a crate of vinyl records and a record player.Ā
āI have a lot of spare clothes in here. Uh, you guys can borrow some pajamas for the night. Donāt touch my music.ā
āI would never; itās contraband,ā Martin assured.
āAnd your taste is lame,ā McFly added, eyeing the titles.Ā
Marty groaned.
His current situation was stressful enough already. Their realities were on the verge of folding and collapsing into each other like a shaky house of cards. Doc was still working on finding a way to stabilize all three timelines before they reached the estimated point-of-no-return. After the critical period passed, the best he could do was ensure that his and Martyās reality wasnāt the one that would be overwritten.
Understandably, Martin and McFly were not thrilled with the possibility that their realities, the worlds they knew and lived in, could be erased from existence and re-written by the rules of Martyās. It was a heavy thing for all of them to deal with, but his other selves seemed to have no interest in trying to make coping with it easier. Those two had endless complaints about everything in his life. And if they were in the same room for much longer, theyād probably start throwing punches.
Wrapping up the end of the quick house tour, Marty told them, āBathroomās at the end of the hall. Iāll get you guys some toothbrushesāā
āI already have one with me,ā Martin interrupted, patting his satchel.
āHuh?ā
āI always bring a spare with me,ā he explained easily. Then, he raised a critical eyebrow at Marty. āDo you not brush your teeth after going out to lunch?ā
āUh, no...ā
Martin huffed, āOf course you donāt.ā
āRight, uh, Iāll just get you a toothbrush,ā Marty amended, addressing his 1985A counterpart. āAnd then you guys should have everything for the night.ā He stepped out of the guest room. āIāll be on the couch downstairs if you need me. If you need Doc, he and Clara are in the room next to the stairs. Oh, and if you get up at night, be quiet; Jules and Verne are in the room next to yours, and Jules gets really cranky if he doesnāt sleep enough.ā
āNoted.ā
āDoc will have something figured out by morning, and everythingāll probably be fine.ā Marty rubbed a hand over the back of his neck, not truly convinced by his own words either. āBut, uh, for now, can we knock it off with complaining for a while? Itās driving me nuts.āĀ
āOur lives are in danger of being merged into yours,ā Martin said sharply. āSeeing as thisāā he hissed, gesturing openly to the house, āāmay be my new life, I think itās perfectly within my rights to complain about it.ā
McFly just glowered.
āFine,ā Marty conceded, tired, āthen letās just try not to beat the crap out of each other.ā
Martin nodded.
With final, āgood nightā, Marty left his counterparts upstairs. Once he was certain that the other two wouldnāt need to come downstairs, he quickly went to the living room to let Einstein out of his kennel. The sheepdog had spent most of the day either stuck in a closed room or in the carrier. Martin was deathly afraid of him after their first meeting. Einstein, only understanding that one of his favorite humans had somehow tripled andāmore importantlyāwas in distress, had rushed to protect them. But Einieās desire to comfort didnāt pair well with Martinās cynophobia. He was visibly nervous at the dogās appearance and screamed when Einstein licked his hand. Martyās 1986G counterpart wouldnāt calm down unless Einstein was physically removed from the room.
But with Martin not around, Marty let Einstein free. He gave the sheepdog extra scratches as an apology for keeping him locked up. After he set up the couch for bed, Marty let Einstein lay on top of him like a second blanket.
Sleep didnāt come to Marty easily. His thoughts kept wandering back to his alternate selves, hoping they didnāt kill each other overnight.
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Martin was the first to use the bathroom after Marty left them. He dressed himself in a pair of dark sweatpants and Martyās blue āclass of ā86ā hoodie. The young man was in the middle of flossing his teeth when McFly pounded on the door.
āWhat's taking so long? Did you die in there?ā
āYou can come in,ā Martin grumbled.
McFly nudged the door open with his shoulder and entered. He was wearing a gray t-shirt and black shorts. A new toothbrush was in his fist. Martin shuffled over to give him space at the sink.
For a moment, the two of them stood shoulder-to-shoulder, looking at their reflections in the mirror.
To a stranger, their differences were practically non-existent, they were basically twins.
But to the pair, the contrast was like night and day. Knowing their faces, living in their own separate bodies for more than eighteen years, they were familiar with every little fine detail in their looks. Their distinguishing features may only be marginally different, but they could both easily see the distinctions.
Martinās skin was paler and always carried a faint scent of hand soap. His nails were clean and short. His fingers had no calluses and their dexterity were apt for typingānot playing a guitar. His hair was cut neatly. It was a bit fluffy, but mostly tame. He had light red marks on the bridge of his nose from where his glasses had been sitting all day.
McFlyās face was littered with tiny healed cuts. His nose was slightly crooked, never fully aligned again after getting broken in a particularly intense fight with his stepfather. His hair was longer and it was messy. The odors of smoke and ash clung to the fabrics of his clothes. There was grime underneath his nails. His arms had a rainbow of different colors, the blues and purples and yellow-greens of bruises and the reds and pinks of fresh cuts. His hands rested as fists instead of resting loosely by his side.
They looked so alike and, yet, were so different. The same individual, shaped by a life of unique forces out of their control. A glimmering of understanding passed between them.
The moment passed as quickly as it came. Once McFly finished brushing his teeth, their bickering resumed.
āYou are not done yet. That was barely thirty seconds,ā Martin scolded. āAnd clean the sink when youāre finished.ā
McFly did neither of those things. Instead, he flipped off his counterpart and he stomped back to the guest room.
When Martin returned to the room, he found McFly lounging on the air mattress, considering the ceiling. His jacket was draped over his pillow and his head rested on top of the black leather.
āDo you think First Citā? Do you think Doctor Brown will have our timelines fixed before tomorrow night?ā
āProbably not,ā McFly grunted.
āI think thāā
āBut I donāt care.ā
āWhat?ā
āI donāt care,ā he repeated. āMy Hill Valley is a complete shithole. If everyone there had their lives re-written to be like the ones people had here, itād be an improvement for a lot of them.ā
āWell, my Hill Valley is not someāsome backwater suburbia. Decades of work towards building the perfect society is going to be wasted. I canāt believe youāre fine with all of this.ā
āYouāre really not a fan of getting re-written, huh?ā
Martin sighed. āYou donāt understand how far behind this world is to mine.ā
āEnlighten me, genius.ā
āFirst of all, this place is filthy,ā Martin began, counting everything on his fingers. āThereās garbage on the streets, no protective coating on buildingsāall the graffiti here is basically permanent, everyone still drives cars, thereās only one type of recycling, and thereās no community service system to maintain town cleanliness and ensure citizens are responsible for their civic duties.āĀ
Martin took a deep breath.
āAnd the number of corruptive materials that are legal to possess here is absurd,ā he continued, āIāve seen people with alcohol, cigarettes, chewing tobacco, bubblegum, potāā
āWait a minute, wait a minute, hold on,ā McFly said, putting a finger up. āDid I hear that right? Is bubblegum illegal in your town?ā
āOf course, itāsāā
āYouāre kidding!ā
āāprohibited, and so are circus peanuts, and dogs, andāā
āChrist,ā McFly laughed, āyouāre from the most rigid, uptight place Iāve ever heard of. Why the hell do you want to go back there?ā
āExcuse me?ā
āYour Hill Valley sucks. What do you guys do for fun? Watch paint dry?ā
Martin rolled his eyes. āI shouldnāt have expected you to understand. Just know this: my townās citizens are good people. We have one of the lowest crime rates in the entire countryāI know you canāt say the same. Our town is a model society, and I can't, in good conscience, stand by and let all of it disappear.ā He gave McFly a stern look. āSo, if youāre not going to help to prevent our timelines from merging into this one, then donāt get in my way when I try to stop it.ā
McFly squinted at him. āWhat makes you think you can fix all of this if that old man canāt?ā
āBelieve me, I have the highest faith in Doctor Brown, even if heās...different from First Citizen Brown. But weāre more likely to succeed if I assist him. I've been training for a position like this my entire life, and it helps that Iām an honors student, too.ā
āGod, you're such a nerd.ā
Martin stepped over to the air mattress to look down at his other self. āAt least I have a future,ā he said coldly.
The light in McFlyās eyes vanished. He rolled over on the air mattress, turning his back towards Martin.
āHow ābout we both shut up and try to sleep so I donāt punch you in the face?ā
āFine by me,ā Martin said, returning to his own bed.
āGood.ā
Martin picked up his satchel from where it was placed by the folded pile of his old clothes. He started to empty it, neatly stacking its contents on the nightstand. Out came his pens and pencils, his notebooks, his calculator, a packet of algae cakes he was saving for later, his citizen ID, andāwhat he had been looking forāa sleek black digital watch.
Putting his glasses back on, Martin began to methodically press buttons on the side of the watch. A sharp little beep emitted with each careful click. The silence of the room was broken by a dragging rhythm of electronic tones.
McFly slowly rolled over. āIf you donāt shut that thing offā¦ā
Martin sighed. āThis thing is a Citizen Plus wristwatch.ā
āAnd?ā
āAnd itās a revolutionary piece of technologyāā another beep, āāthis watch is going to change everything.ā
āI bet it will,ā McFly drawled.
āYour bet is correctānot that itās moral to gamble.ā After a satisfying chirp finally came from the watch, a little triumphant smile formed on Martinās face. It quickly fell as he turned towards his counterpart. āHere, take a look,ā he said, holding it out. āYou should try it on.ā
Honestly I miss the energy Tumblr had when the first Pacfic Rim movie came out. Everybody was talking about who they were drift compatible with and that was like a huge compliment. Ppl were drawing Kaijus, and Jaegers, naming āem. It was a better time
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Whereas all the ladies of her Tuesday Night sewing circle abhorred television and only just tolerated the miracle of radio, Eustace couldnāt get enough.Ā
Of course, it was one thing to tune in to an important, worldly speech; that was a social obligation.
It was another thing entirely to be on the cusp of seventy-three, as enraptured as a child by the strange tales broadcast over the airwaves, into her living room. All these beings from space.
She dreamt she met one.
It had to be a dreamāno self-respecting extraterrestrial walked around in broad daylight in a residential development.
The idea of the newer legion members thinking that Lyle and Brainy hate each others guts when they are actually dating/married is hilarious to me actually.
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My hyperfixation struck again and now I have dolls
Iām not really into dolls, I sorta collect plushies for like shows or video games, or like when build a bear did mothman and the Minotaur, but this is a new step. I straight up made dolls from felt and scrap fabric. Theyāre entirely sewn except for the shoes which are glued, and Bartās mask. Konās jacket is removable and actually really stretchy! I really locked in on these. They took about 4 days total, and I just kinda made them randomly. Theyāre roughly 15 inches tall? And Bartās really stretchy so I like to throw him when Iām bored. Huzzah!
Anyways itās my first time making anything like this so sorry theyāre a little wonky (but Iām not really sorry because I love them)
Got tranked in 2015? No worries, there are two gorgeous police women ready to kindly take you home and only judge your neighborhood a little bit⦠and Iāve decided this is what their dress uniform looks like:
Anyone understand what tranked is? When they first say ātrankersā itās like they are talking about drug addicts, but then they seem so normal about a regular mom getting tranked? Do trankers not trank themselves and trank random people instead??? Tbh maybe itās fine we didnāt get hoverboards if we got to avoid trankers⦠(hashtagBTTFmusings)
love the idea of a onesided rival ship. character who is trying to have a homoerotic mindgames relationship vs a nemesis who thinks theyre trying to kill eachother for real. one keeps a framed portrait of the other next to their bed and thinks theyre getting a good grade in kismesis behavior and the other is completely oblivious to all of it.
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