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i ain’t forgetting any of those words they said to me

every little song they liked, every band they loved

#it all lives on bro #they showed me what love feels like #and im eternally grateful for the good month(s) we had #im honestly just sad that i had to move out of state #i miss my /b/ros #im dead to them but i'd revive myself if given the chance #they didnt have to cut me off #i didnt have to cut them off #if only we woulda kept mutual respect in times of frustration #but i guess we were too immature #i am grieving #and thats okay... no?#i just need to heal tbh #get skinny i guess #LMAOO #ive been getting 10 - 14K steps every single day from uhh #from walking for hours on end without sitting down #yknow in the bad parts of town just going through streets on streets #the skinnier the happier bros #at least thats my philosophy #i dont think im okay sometimes #but that doesnt matter right now #''noooo [myname] don't hurt yourself noooo''#it's called working out #i wanna lift weights but i dont have the money dude #i dont have the money #ill try to get a gym membership in january

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glitch anthem

#yall im just inventing names for people #cause im not one to doxx somebody #yo glitch #if i hear a WORD about these nicknames being cringy i'm leaking y'alls full names #and schools #and addresses #and parents' names #and anything else i know about y'alls weak asses #yo glitch yo phinny winny

funny story, greentext format

> be mutual friend (1), 14 > at glitch’s house with other mutual friend (2) and glitch > watching adventure time or something like that > okaythisisfine.jpg

> “bro, bro look at this” > glitch pulled up fetish porn or something like that on his PC > whatthefuck.png > glitch’s father walks in > “oh hey, i’ll get three peperoni pizzas, brb” > man saw the porn and did not bat an eye > glitch displays too much knowledge of porn categories > often debates wether trans porn is gay or not > conversations often mention / center around masturbation > upset that he dumped his last girl before he got the chance to get sucked off by her > obvious oedipus complex > homosexuality is unnatural but apparently incest isn’t?? > bought dead estate (understandable imo) > says booba instead of any other word for boobs/tits for some reason :skull: > only dated a chick who loved him ‘cause “his hormones made him do it” ....

is this guy a porn addict?

#yea #prolly

ok,, this is gold.

reminiscing about that time where he explained a detailed fanfiction plot of us having sex to his classmates; for about thirty minutes in a lunch period. the way he explained it made it obvious as hell that he wasn’t thinking of it on the spot, and he’d clearly thought it through in advance. everyone forced to listen sort of ghosted him for the rest of the day, and even phineas told him shit like "bro that’s not normal”.

imo the whole thing is kinda funny cause i didn’t have to listen to him go on about... whatever his deranged fantasies are, but i think it’s absolutely hilarious that this is probably the only one that he actually shared, ‘cause he thought it would make him look good in front of a group of dudes that he’s tryna impress LMFAO

#i typed in lowercase for the aesthetics?#i hope it's as pretty to you as it is to me LOL #THIS KID #I AM MALE #I AM A WHOLE-ASS MAN #AND EVERYONE KNOWS #IT JUST MADE HIM LOOK GAYER THAN HE ALREADY DOES #SKULL EMOJI #apparently #my source (mutual friend/eyewitness) says that the whole story was very outlandish #and that he seemed weirdly excited talking about it??#ohmygod i wish i woulda been there to like #step on him i guess #huuuge perv #bro watches family guy scenes with that weird quagmire guy and takes notes #I SWEAR #i went over to his house once #watching family guy a non-pirated way was probably the most enjoyable part #the whole visit was hella uncomfortable #i genuinely just wanted to go home #fr went home and cried 'cause i felt kinda violated #IT WAS SO WEIRD #THE GUY IS SO WEIRD #I SWEAR BRO #SWEAR ON MY LIFE AND THE AIR IN MY ROOM RN #SKULL

THIS IS RELEVANT I SWEAR THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY BLOG

#VERY RELEVANT TRUST ME #I CAN FIRMLY PICTURE HIM POSTING SUM LIKE THIS #GLITCH IS DERANGED #SKULL EMOJI #once he went on an uhhhh #30 minute rant about how sexy toy chika is #or whatever that chicken from five nights at freddys is called #i can kinda see it??#BUT NOT AS MUCH AS HIM I SWEAR #OH MY GOD #god and lord baby jesus #mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn #this kid is deranged

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i thought i was doing better

#clowning around

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0KPNjnogJeaZYjA7nFlWLB?si=2bc5be584b964ad1

the only admirable trait he has is his music taste

#i miss hi-

Glitch when he bumps into a female (GIRL?!?!!) in the hallway causing him to feel the touch of a woman for the first time

#he then gets compressed due to her repeatedly stomping into his head and torso

Glitch doesn’t talk, not ‘cause he’s anxious or gets bullied, or something like that. Not because everyone around him is stupid, not because he’s too smart. It’s because the boy doesn’t think.

"I can kill myself *almost* effortlessly"

a goofy goober whose fate is quite dubious at best

#gooberposting

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glitch pulling a glitch

#glitch pulling a glitch #not my words #not my screenshot #the rest is up to your imagination

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(:

#jajaja #THIS IS A JOKE #FOR LEGAL REASONS IM KIDDING #THIS ISNT DOXXING #I DID NOT POST ANY LEGIT INFO I SWEAR #pffftt

refreshing

#good times

#angry middle school boy noises asmr

glitch used to threaten to make people smash their dicks into a pulp with their knuckles for no apparent reason

That was in 2021, during his peak. I loved him back then.

#chad #chadposting #alpha #[redacted name] is dead #Glitch is in his place #he used to be in the top 1% of people but now he's just a wuss #frowny emoji

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“we should sell women, they’re only good for one thing, no?“

#quoteoftheday

y’all

a while ago, glitch’s genuine friends found the youtube channel he’d been actively running for months because he’d been hyping up a video he was working on, and they went “Dude, your videos aren’t even that good.”

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