The life of glerple

I used to make a tun of sarcastic jokes but everyone just thought I was stupid and would correct my sarcastic comment so I had to stop.

It ain't pretty nor is it honest but it was work and thats all that matters 👍

When i was 17 and people would ask my age I would always say "im 17 and im crazy" and everyone just looked at me weird and no one ever understood the reference wich i thought was weird because of how popular the book was. But its kinda ironic, reference a book were no one reads books but no ones read the book to get the reference.

When i was like 13 I thought i killed Tom Hiddlston for like a solid week.

Can people stop with the ongoing joke about how all aliens do is abduct cows?! Like yall eat beef and stuff made from cows all the time but when WE want to have a try suddenly its all over the news.

"You gotta rip gingers hair out if you want her to stop attacking you" is a really weird thing to say unless you know gingers a vicious barbado sheep who is loosing her winter coat.

The concept of time is hard for me to grasp, obviously on the philosophical scale but also like if i shake a strangers hand I have no clue how long to shake it, like ill just shake it intell the person lets go but sometimes the other person doesn't let go so we just shake hands intell we are both uncomfortable and I wish there was a solution for this.

Ai art reminds me of kids drawings when they would just search up a cartoon animal and trace different designs on one page. Like it would be a page with a cat but 10 different art styles and was extremely obvious that the child wasn't the original creator. Only a child doing it is better than a bot.

Just saw the show Pitt and ive never seen so many shlongs in my life

Recently discovered that no one listens to me. For most this would be really disappointing but for me this is great. Ive been making a game out of it, see how many out of pocket things I can say before someone actually points it out. Some of my favorites are - the hostages are smoking bubbles in the washing machine, and Alexander told that brief case he was off to see the wizard two milliseconds ago.

The rat men are flying to Massachusetts in an hour on one of those ugly horses with wings, so if its ok with you boss I would like a quarter for the vending machine :>

Could you imagine if mutants actually started showing up. Like our government cant even decided on whether boys can kiss boys I feel like mutants would just cripple there mental state.

sorry im late guys, I sacrificed a cow fetus to a Nordic god and he cursed me for my cruelty.