The life of glerple

If i was a tv character I would be a random side character oblivious to the main plot, the studio doesn't even bother giving me a love interest, no character development, im just there to fill in plot holes but somehow I last all 7 seasons.

I just described hannibal as slow burn yoi with the occasional consumption of flesh to a person i just met. Dont think im coming back from this.

Imma be so honest, I have no clue if saying "this food is bomb" is a good thing or bad and im kinda scared to ask at this point.

People born in January will just cannibalize other

Putting a love potion on 2 people who already love each other just to see what happens

Need there to be a detectives show or movie were there's a mass amount of murders in this one small town and the fbi gets involved. The twist, no one in the town cares. One of cizens witnessed the murders but ignored it so they wouldn't be late for work. Fbi try interviewing people but they just want to go home. The morge even embalms a victim and holds a funral for them all without informing the fbi. In the end they discover the murder is just some random guy with no significance. But it has to be fast paced, like the fbi is freaking out about the whole situation.

I hate the question "what's your dream job" like I dont dream of work, infact I dream of being an immortal entity that lives in the forest, protecting and expanding it. Allowing crops to flourish and animals to live freely without the fear of humans, while haunting the local towns intell they too can be overrun by nature.

I used to make a tun of sarcastic jokes but everyone just thought I was stupid and would correct my sarcastic comment so I had to stop.

It ain't pretty nor is it honest but it was work and thats all that matters 👍

When i was 17 and people would ask my age I would always say "im 17 and im crazy" and everyone just looked at me weird and no one ever understood the reference wich i thought was weird because of how popular the book was. But its kinda ironic, reference a book were no one reads books but no ones read the book to get the reference.

When i was like 13 I thought i killed Tom Hiddlston for like a solid week.

"You gotta rip gingers hair out if you want her to stop attacking you" is a really weird thing to say unless you know gingers a vicious barbado sheep who is loosing her winter coat.