The Honorary Chad

Hoarse, squeaky - it's just not a good time there, babe. You really don't want to hear it. It might make you not want to be with me anymore. Which would suck cause I kind of dig you. Well, I hope that you're not singing that lyric cause I really don't like it. Just cover your mouth like I do, please and thank you. I mean, yeah, it's Taylors tour - of course they're there for her. I don't expect people to know our songs and such. Or only know the really popular ones. So the response that we're getting is amazing. I'm hoping they'll become fans of us because I'm looking forward to coming back at some stage for our own tour. It's okay, baby. I know that you've got your own work to do. And I wish that I could be there for you with it all. Yeah, we're on tour until the end of August. Your parents look so cool on the carpet. I can't wait to meet them one day... I hope that they like me. Otherwise that's gonna be awkward. I've seen a lot of your recent photoshoots. It's hot. But seeing it in person is even better. Kissing them before bed? You wish I was, babe. I'd rather just be kissing you - so I'm saving all the kisses for you when you're back in my arms.

Nothing could make me not want to be with you anymore. Shush. I kind of dig you too so luckily you feel the same way. I won't sing it. I just hum during that line. It is her tour but you guys are an amazing support act so it's just only right that people are giving you that kind of applause and energy. I'm glad you're getting that kind of response. You know, if you guys do a tour of your own, I will join and be your personal groupie that will just talk you at every show. Always wondered what life on the road is like. Just travelling from one city to another in a big bus. Alright, I'll make sure to come out again, probably after this Twisters promo is over. Or maybe before as it's still a month before it comes out. They're just a little crazy and now you know where I get it from. You want to meet them? They're going to love you. Especially my mom. Already told her about you and she's excited. My sisters too but that's also because they're fans of the band so they were quite shocked when I told them about you. Thank you for boosting my ego once again. You're right, it is better in person. I mean, I keep seeing all these videos of you in those tiny shorts on stage and even in those overalls you look pretty cute so I can't wait to actually have the real thing in my arms again.

Just wait until you hear me sing when I’m sick. You’re going to change your mind quick smart on that one. I sound like a dying horse. It’s okay, it’s mostly just the one lyric that I hate so I don’t sing it. I try and discourage others from singing it too but… that doesn’t really work out. I get why people want it on the set list. I’m loveable? Now you’re just buttering me up. I just never expected a crowd to react that way to us. It’s insanity. The best feeling in the world but… just insane, really. At least they were happy tears this time. You’re the best, babe. Hopefully no more tears now, though. Especially since you’re not going to be here for a little while. Are you ready to get back into work? I’m sending you the best vibes, baby. Can’t wait to see what you pull out at the movie premieres. Especially if all those photoshoots that you’ve been releasing are anything to go by. You look fucking hot. There’s so many thirsty comments popping up. And I’m glad I get to call you my man. Got me buying physical copies of magazines again.

I don't think I'd change my mind. You'd still sound cute. Maybe a little more hoarse but still cute. Yeah, when people are used to singing along to the song with that lyric in it, it's hard to not sing it. But at least you don't and the fans still get what they want. Kind of a win-win. I do love to butter you up, you got me there. Why didn't you expect it? Because most people are just there for Taylor? Nah, pretty sure there are a lot of Paramore fans in the crowd. Or maybe some that are just discovering your band and they will become new fans. I'm glad they reacted that way because you guys deserve it. Not everything is about Taylor on this tour. That's a fact now. I'm sorry I can't be there for now. Maybe I could fly back out at some point as I'm not sure I could go without seeing you until August or however long this tour still lasts. I am, yeah. It's mostly just promo now so it's been alright. Well thank you. Might just need to take my parents more often as they do steal the show when they show up. Why thank you. Did you see the chest hair issue? One of my best. Haven't really seen any thirst comments but you know, the only ones I truly care about are yours. Are you like kissing the magazine before bed every night?

Ah fuck Glen, now I guess I have to learn to contain myself since you're off the market. What ever will I do. Who's the lucky lady that took my place? You have to promise, I need my best guy, I am going nuts over here not being able to talk to you.

Sorry about that. But I'm sure there is a guy around that will just sweep you right off your feet. I mean, who wouldn't?! You're Margot Robbie. Her name's Hayley and she's in this band called Paramore who is now opening up for Taylor Swift on her tour. She's pretty great. Your best guy? How could I not promise that after being called that?! I'll always be around if you need me.

it's only about time people want you in everything and shout your name in every direction. in my opinion, they've been sleeping on you for far too long. just don't forget about us little people who have been here from the start yeah? i know you're hanging and being invited to all the fanciest parties now, so better not ignore me next time you see me across the room, or i will call you out for it. i'm kidding, i know you wouldn't. oh really? that's an exciting prospect. i mean, it is quite nice to get a break from it all every now and then so i wouldn't put it past you. besides, getting a degree is a big triumph in itself. oh yeah? good for you glen. i doubt anyone would mind that, but let alone it's good you've managed to catch one on your hip. yeah me and andrew were in the same room. it's a vibe indeed when you have to spend nine days in a room with your ex of nine years.. but we managed to make it out fairly well so yeah. i don't know about annoying - but more so emotional turbulent. for the moment, i am enjoying some time off. got some upcoming promo for a movie, but thankfully i have some time to just relax through the summer, which i'm grateful for. you've got twisters coming out right?

you are just really buttering me up here. i knew we were good friends for a reason. i could never ignore you. i feel like we've been to the same parties before but never ran into one another. that needs to change next time. we all should get together again, like you, me and miles, maybe add chord in there too. maybe one day we'll actually star in a movie together. you've done some fun ones recently and i do love my comedies. i mean, i love my job, i love doing all these different projects but yeah, finishing that degree would be good too, just so i have a plan b if i ever decide to quit. hmm yeah i get that. for me it was fine, i was rooming with cindy and dylan so couldn't complain. how was that though? being around andrew again and having to actually see him every day? you ok though? that's good, a relaxing summer then. also always needed. that movie is indeed coming out soon. so once i've done all this hit man promo, it's on to twisters and then hopefully a little break too.

You're moving back to Texas? Damn - I'm really missing out on everything here, aren't I? What's going to making the move back? But duh, of course I'll hang out with you. You don't gotta ask me twice. You're dating her? Shit. Well... if she makes you happy then I wish you all the luck there. If she ends up hurting you - I'm not above kicking ass. She's already hurt one of my friends in the past. The trip was nice. But I'm glad to be going back home to my dogs. My girl? Selena? She's amazing. I'm really happy with her.

I am. Or the plans are there. Just to be closer to my family and I might also try and finish my college degree. Can you imagine, me being back in school? Ok great because I feel like we have so much to catch each other up on. And I may miss your company a little bit. Yeah, I heard about that but didn't ask for any details. That's between them and I'm not the kind of guy to dwell on the past. But thanks for not being mean about it and just wanting to see me happy. Appreciate that, Zo. Now that I get. Missed Brisket a lot too, so much that I'm even taking him along on some movie promo. Selena huh? Wow, you did good. I'm glad you're happy, it's what you deserve. But also, if she hurts you, I will be having a chat with her. Not going to kick her ass but just a stern talk.

Maybe. I just wanted to make sure that I had it sounding good before showing it to you. Wanted to make sure that I didn't butcher the song and make you hate it. It's one of the songs that made us popular, yeah. I just don't like singing it all that much anymore. The lyrics just... aren't it. But it's a fan favorite so it stays. Can't believe you're trying to turn Dylan against me. How could you? At least now we're not all together and it's going to be a little harder for you to do so. I still can't believe that we got a standing ovation last night. That's actually insane. If you catch me crying randomly throughout the day today, no you didn't.

You never sound bad so it would've sounded good no matter what. You could never make me hate anything, babe. Well, then don't. If you're not feeling it then it's not worth putting it on the setlist even if the fans would love to hear it. You are the one that needs to feel comfortable with it. And you got plenty of other amazing songs to entertain people with. Him and I have bonded a little so... Honestly, I could never turn anyone against you. You're just that damn loveable. That was pretty amazing. You're allowed to cry that must've been so overwhelming but in a good way. They love you, Hayls. If you feel like crying, you can always come run into my arms and I'll hold you.

gotta tell me, how are things going with you and hayley? think between pulling off an epic surprise then some time france is always a good thing, right? france was probably the most relaxing vacation i've had as far as being with a group of celebrities that are far above my caliber. obviously italy alone with taylor far supersedes. now i'm back in the states gearing up for all these events and i'm already exhausted. @glenpowellx

things are going pretty good. i believe we can officially call ourselves a couple now. just don't quote me on that yet as i need to run that by her first. but i hope we are. well, couldn't have done it without your girl. she really helped me plan it all. aw man, you are one of those celebrities now. i mean, you're dating one of biggest stars in the world and you won the super bowl. so the time alone was nice? i just tagged along to lisbon but need to head back to the states again soon too for some promo. you planning on heading back out to europe again?

i hope you had a good time in france. i didn't get to see much of hayley, and for good reason i imagine and can understand. if i'm not mistaken i've seen you both spend a lot of time together? none of my business of course, i don't mean to meddle. i just genuinely hope you had a good weather. — personally, what was your favorite part of it? everyone speaks of the wine and cheese.. however i must give a moment for the sunsets.. cause they insane. just took my breath away every night. / @glenpowellx

i did, even if i had to room with you and dylan. just kidding, you guys were perfect roommates. didn't really see much of you guys there. you didn't always stay inside, right? wait, don't you and hayley get along? i mostly spend time in her room really. no it's fine, you're not meddling. we enjoy each other's company and i do really like her. not that big of a fan of the cheese. the wine was fine. but i agree with you there, the sunsets were very nice, just the views in general, has to be my favorite thing too. did you enjoy yourself then?

You managed to text me a random guys number while in Vegas but decided to not tell me that you were stalking around Vegas with another lady!? Why was I not involved in your gossip. I am hurt deeply, Glen and you owe me a coffee date to sit and catch up. I may or may not have been equally as guilty but the blame has to be on you right now. @glenpowellx

What? Didn't it work out with the guy? I thought you guys would hit it off. Me? I may have been spending time with a certain lady, yes. We may or may not be official now. Guess I'm off the market for good now, which I'm happy about. I'm sorry, I promise I'll make it up to you. I'm in Lisbon right now but the minute I touch down in LA, I'll be hitting you up and we can gossip like two high schoolers.

aha, see this puts an end to all my own speculations. i was beginning to think you'd done a hermione and started time traveling. kidding? are you for real? don't kid yourself. of course i'm not. it's beyond exciting to see you have all the success you do cause you're beyond worthy and i know you've dreamed of being where you are now. — oh the same person yeah? good for you glenny boy. i've mostly spent the days catching up with friends and trying to navigate the trip being around a certain ex so yeah. but so far so good. can't complain about a trip to france, can you?

that would've actually made more sense. damn i didn't come up with that myself. why thank you for those kind words, neens, appreciate it. guess i'm just taking advantage of the fact that directors actually want me in their movies. top gun definitely made things better for me. it is pretty amazing. although, i have been thinking of maybe taking a break soon and go back to college to finish my degree. thank you, thank you, happy there's a lady out there that doesn't mind seeing me on a daily basis. oh, were you stuck with them in a room? because that would be quite annoying. no, that's true. free trip to france is always nice. what are you going to be up to now that we're home bound again?

Never. I've known for a while about the song being in the movie so I just had to learn it for you. Welcome to my world - I'm going to have songs that follow me around for the rest of my life, too. Miz Biz is never going to die. Imagine if I just made the band whip that out as a surprise song for the tour. People will be wondering what happened to Paramore. If you lock me out I'll just get Dylan or Cindy to let me back in. Or are you going to attempt to turn them against me? Because, rude.

A while? So you've been planning this then? Good to know. But that's a good song. That's what got it all started for you guys, no? Made you well known across the globe. That would definitely surprise people and it would be fun to see the reactions. Pretty sure it won't be so hard to get Dylan on my side. Cindy might be a bit tougher.

I can't believe that you went the whole week without talking to me and I really don't know how I feel about this. I saw you walking around the hotel with Hayley. So you've got some gossip to catch me up on there, Glenny boy. How was your trip anyway? @glenpowellx

I am sorry. I was a bit occupied. Soon I'll be in LA again as I need to settle everything for the move back to Texas so we could definitely meet up and i'll make it up to you? Oh, you did, huh? Well, ever since Coachella, Hayley and I have grown closer and she was also the reason that I went to Paris. We may have made it official now too. Didn't want to assume things too fast so we kept it on the downlow but I guess I can tell you now. The trip was good, it was a nice little break before going back to work. What about you? You still haven't told me much about this girl of yours...

Staring at the blank page before you. Open up the dirty window. Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find. Aren't you so glad that you agreed to be my boyfriend? Because guess what? I've learnt to play this on the guitar, just for you. If you catch me singing this in my sleep... you're so welcome, baby. Next up... I'll learn it on the piano. @glenpowellx

And here I thought you'd be so much better than that. That song is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. It'll forever be my serenity song. I do have to admit that I like your version a bit more so guess I wouldn't mind hearing you sing it all the time. Because you know, it'll be stuck with you now too. It's hard to get it out of your head. Babe, don't make me lock you out of the room.

as my designated bestie, i demand that we carve out some quality time together. i may or may not have missed you but either way, we need to catch up and find some time to talk. / @glenpowellx

you demand it? alright can't really deny you anything so name the time and place and we'll catch up. feel like we have a lot to tell each other. i need to know what's been happening in your life. you happen to be free later? we could go grab a drink somewhere or go out for lunch or something?

hey, i'm not going to come to you with the whole best friend talk. my girl hales does fine on her own and i trust her judgment. just don't ever not make her happy okay? that's as far as i will take it for now. — i would say all jokes aside, but i am so serious.. however glen boy, catch me up on you. how are you? what's been your favorite part of the trip so far? i honestly have to say, falling asleep on the terrace last night was a winning move. cause catching the sunrise was no joke. / @glenpowellx

i wouldn't mind the best friend talk. you're more than welcome to give it to me. you're just being a good friend looking out for your bestie. i don't plan on ever making her unhappy. i like her, a lot, so all i want is to see her smile and feel comfortable around me. i see that you're serious so consider me warned. i'm doing pretty good. uhm, the best thing so far was this date that hayley had planned, that was pretty nice. now i feel like i need to do something back for her so i've been thinking of something to do for her. the terrace? good to know. don't doubt that the sunrise here is beautiful to look at.

you know, i would say i didn't expect to run into you here. but then again, you seem to be just about everywhere at the moment. i love to see your success, but i am slowly growing tired of your face being everywhere. i am kidding. i promise. catch me up though powell.. how have you been? gotten into any trouble on the trip so far? / @glenpowellx

that's because i managed to clone myself so that i can be at so many places at the same time. are you kidding though? because i wouldn't be surprised if people get tired of seeing me on a screen so much these days. guess i just can't sit still. i've been doing pretty good. no, not really any trouble. good trouble, sure. mostly been hanging out with the same person... what about you?