Chubby Dumpling

I've been called many things in my life. But, boring isn't one of them. So as far as you're aware you've seen me here the entire time and I've definitely not shown up to the party late. So, who is the poor soul who gets to show me around? Where's the best place to eat? // @reputationsstarters

The best place to eat is anywhere that you're not at. I'm totally kidding, man. I missed you dude, I can take you to this really good Italian restaurant I found. It's a really old couple and they're from Italy everything is from scratch. It's so good. We can eat and we can reminisce on our Gossip Girl days.

i can't be the only one who didn't realize how much i really needed time away until i was actually here on vacation, can i? i can barely remember the last time i took one. i forgot how nice it is to be able to lay on the beach, read, and listen to the ocean. is it just me or do the drinks taste better here? whats something you want to do before this trip is over? and can i tag along? @reputationsstarters

The reason drinks taste better on vacation is because it's 0 calories. The same goes for the food on vacation, it's all 0 calories. I plan on being a complete and total lazy bum on vacation but if you want to lay around and be lazy with me, be my guest.

Did you really just ask me that? And here I was seen as the bad friend for not texting you on your birthday. A Starting Point is that politics thing I'm involved in. God, now I just imagine it like in The Simpsons when Homer gets up from the couch and his entire figure is planted in it.

My brain was in movie mode, dude. I completely understand what you're talking about right now yeah. I lived off of this website when I was filming for The Apprentice. I completely forgot you were apart of this. I thought we were close enough friends for you to tell me about your cameo though. I saw Deadpool and Wolverine and I was smacking Mackie on the arm the entire time, then you died and I laughed.

You and Anthony arguing? Is there trouble in the lover's paradise? I think you already know my answer. No one is worthy. But, with the track record of Captain Americas, it would be Anthony. But you are worthy of my heart, so who's the real winner here?

I would think there would be trouble if we don't have some sort of bickering match going on. That's when I really get nervous. You had an amazing save, Hemsworth. I was going to get upset about your answer. I'll pick up Hemsworth hammer and Anthony can have the MCU one. I like the sound of that much more. How have you been?

I've just been busy with A Starting Point since I kind of wrapped filming on all my current projects. I'm glad I can finally be home with Dodger again so I will never be sorry for the pictures. I'd kick you out of the house too if you were being so lazy. Things have been alright, you know, just keeping myself occupied.

What's that about? Is it going to be good? You couldn't kick me out of the house, man. You'd be thrilled to have me as company even if I am living on the couch and it has a perfectly plump indentation in it.

Margot Robbie is in love with Sebastian Stan all over again, I believe is what it said. It sounds right. You've been spending time with friends, yet haven't see your favorite. Should I be hurt by this? Or thankful? I did want to catch up - it's like you read my mind.

Actually, you aren't too far off. I go both ways. Maybe it was just how sexy Daniel Craig was that opened me up to it? Thank you for the congrats, I appreciate it coming from THE Winter Soldier. Luck, I guess? I got the audition and must've done something right because Daniel put in his two cents and wanted me for the role. Crazy to even think about. I grew up watching James Bond movies and damn. I still can't believe it's happened. Are you working on any new projects, Seb?

Both men and women get lucky with you? That's awesome as long as you can keep them both happy. Is this going to be one of those stories you hear all the celebrities (including me) talk about how this is their moment and someone was looking after them and never take no for an answer because one day it'll be you? It certainly sounds like it with someone like Daniel Craig on your side. I have a movie getting ready to start shooting. It's a horror movie, but right now just chilling as I get ready to promo my A24 film and Thunderbolts.

dunno stan, but i'm going to be honest with you, if you want me to fuck you, you've got to stop talking about my ex. total turn off, dude. because i'm down, you just have to keep that pretty mouth of yours shut for the time being. you know... i'm doing. just doing. thank god i have my daughters to keep me distracted, because i feel like i'd be going crazy without them. you know what... i have a question. how many chicks have you gotten from being the winter solider?

I didn't know that was on the table. But, if I had a dollar for everytime I heard a lady tell me to keep my mouth shut, I would be a very poor man. Thank you for your dollar, ma'am. I guess my inquiring mind will keep on wondering what it was that sold you. You must be really wanting to be laid since a lot of your questions are bold. I like it so keep it coming. I don't kiss and tell, let alone fuck and tell. It's a secret I will hold onto. I will say the metal arm is a real chick magnet.

Mr Stan, now this has been a while. Well, since Feige got that star on the Walk of Fame. You've been such a busy guy that it's hard to get a hold of you these days. What you been up to since Comic Con? Got some time to spare for an old friend? @repsebstan

Hey man, you've been really busy as you constantly send me photos of your dog on snapchat. It's nice to actually hear from the man behind the phone rather than his dog at this point. I've been so busy. My couch is my new best friend along with my television. I think they're both about ready to kick me out of the house. I will always make time for America's ass. How have you been?