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Nooooooooooooooo you're CLEARLY the pretty ojne here 🫵🫵 (I miiiiight be getting fired soon by the way)

I mmmmmight have drunkenly jabbed a pen in my editor's face... hah.. he said he almost lost his eye 😓

yYOU're the sweetest 🥹🥹 can I come over tho pls I'm kinda still.... drunk..

Fine, I'll come pick you up.

OU'RE THJE BEST EVeRrR 🫶

Nooooooooooooooo you're CLEARLY the pretty ojne here 🫵🫵 (I miiiiight be getting fired soon by the way)

I mmmmmight have drunkenly jabbed a pen in my editor's face... hah.. he said he almost lost his eye 😓

yYOU're the sweetest 🥹🥹 can I come over tho pls I'm kinda still.... drunk..

Nooooooooooooooo you're CLEARLY the pretty ojne here 🫵🫵 (I miiiiight be getting fired soon by the way)

I mmmmmight have drunkenly jabbed a pen in my editor's face... hah.. he said he almost lost his eye 😓

Nooooooooooooooo you're CLEARLY the pretty ojne here 🫵🫵 (I miiiiight be getting fired soon by the way)

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

Look at youuuuuu being adorableeee aiming with your handgun 🥹🥹🥹

Jesus, you're.. Ugh, come over. I'm making stirfry.

One of the most adorable things about is your ability to stir any conversation towards an invitation to hang out 🥰 Also yea I'm coming over pls don't kick me out for calling you cute💔

Why would I invite you here just to immediately kick you out?

Y'know, most people just stick to "No, I'm not kicking you out. Yes, I enjoy your company." But whatever floats your boat, boss😓

Your company's better than most.

If they did, they'd be a liar.

Says the other "cute but won't admit it" bat 🫵🫵🫵

Well, i am not.

Uh huh. And Philadelphia is a desert, champ.

Look at youuuuuu being adorableeee aiming with your handgun 🥹🥹🥹

Jesus, you're.. Ugh, come over. I'm making stirfry.

One of the most adorable things about is your ability to stir any conversation towards an invitation to hang out 🥰 Also yea I'm coming over pls don't kick me out for calling you cute💔

Why would I invite you here just to immediately kick you out?

Y'know, most people just stick to "No, I'm not kicking you out. Yes, I enjoy your company." But whatever floats your boat, boss😓

Look at youuuuuu being adorableeee aiming with your handgun 🥹🥹🥹

Jesus, you're.. Ugh, come over. I'm making stirfry.

One of the most adorable things about is your ability to stir any conversation towards an invitation to hang out 🥰 Also yea I'm coming over pls don't kick me out for calling you cute💔

If they did, they'd be a liar.

Says the other "cute but won't admit it" bat 🫵🫵🫵

Look at youuuuuu being adorableeee aiming with your handgun 🥹🥹🥹

If they did, they'd be a liar.

Says the other "cute but won't admit it" bat 🫵🫵🫵

Which fucking one of you shaved my leg hair while I was sleeping?

Uhhhhhh....... Collaborative effort, mayhaps?

How much do you like your eyebrows, Urchin?

HEY I NEVER SAID I WAS INVOLVED IN SAID EFFORT 💔

HEY- You want me to look CHOPPED and UGLY don't you 😔🫵

I don't think you'd be ugly brow-less.

I never said that.

So I'm ugly? 😔

You sure love putting words in my mouth, Urchin.

Got me 🫶🫶

Which fucking one of you shaved my leg hair while I was sleeping?

Uhhhhhh....... Collaborative effort, mayhaps?

How much do you like your eyebrows, Urchin?

HEY I NEVER SAID I WAS INVOLVED IN SAID EFFORT 💔

HEY- You want me to look CHOPPED and UGLY don't you 😔🫵

I don't think you'd be ugly brow-less.

I never said that.

So I'm ugly? 😔

Which fucking one of you shaved my leg hair while I was sleeping?

Uhhhhhh....... Collaborative effort, mayhaps?

How much do you like your eyebrows, Urchin?

HEY I NEVER SAID I WAS INVOLVED IN SAID EFFORT 💔

HEY- You want me to look CHOPPED and UGLY don't you 😔🫵

I don't think you'd be ugly brow-less.

Which fucking one of you shaved my leg hair while I was sleeping?

Uhhhhhh....... Collaborative effort, mayhaps?

How much do you like your eyebrows, Urchin?

HEY I NEVER SAID I WAS INVOLVED IN SAID EFFORT 💔

HEY- You want me to look CHOPPED and UGLY don't you 😔🫵

Which fucking one of you shaved my leg hair while I was sleeping?

Uhhhhhh....... Collaborative effort, mayhaps?

How much do you like your eyebrows, Urchin?

HEY I NEVER SAID I WAS INVOLVED IN SAID EFFORT 💔