stay classy

tumblr is such a weird site think about it there are millions of people of all ages & races & backgrounds with millions of personalities & stories to tell but what brings us all together is a dancing alien gif

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

i’d rather be a golden retriever who lives with a nice upper class white family

why does our period have to last an entire week like seriously after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

“can u not” has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days