If you know me, uh, no you don’t.

anything for my pink <3 i know what you desire

y'know what absolutely! i respect your mission, as a person who doesn't like incest, to bring more art of the twins to the world without making them shag.

i had fun with the pose on this one :]

And then it kept snowballing until i realized some things about myself that’re way overdue but i’ll just make a list about it.

TFA Bumblebee, I want that helium-huffing twink obliterated. He’s so raspy yet high pitched. He should squeal and moan in sheer exertion when he overloads before he flops over, exhausted, still whimpering and whining.

And PROWL. I get why whenever he tells Bee to do something, however reluctantly, he listens and learns. They should screw each other. (haha get it, screw) Imagine Prowl talking him through it, encouraging him, “you love taking it, don’t you? -So good, you feel so good…” He’s usually the strong, silent type. So make that robot yap uncontrollably until he’s a haywire mess whispering sweet nothings and sentence fragments over and over again while he thrusts and ruts into a panting, huffing, grunting, squeaking, loving bumblebee in that deep ass voice.

This one’s way more crack but TFO Elita-One would have crazy hate sex with Airachnid. That part where she said “Relax! I’m being💥 very💥 gentle!!” while whacking Airachnid with her own leg? Yes ma’am i’m sure you’re being the perfect amount of gentle with her and you should maybe do it again possibly to put her in her place or something idk. Brat tame that tall, cocky spider with the rumbly voice, gag her so she can only moan and whine. She can have a little bit of submission and equal-footing enemyship after carrying sentinel for so long, as a treat. idk i want to see them both bear their teeth and hear them growl & scream in ecstasy.

TFO d-16 should be bossy and love it. Especially with that voice of his i already described earlier. Maybe if he didn’t just let orion kinda walk all over him, drag him into his shenanigans, but instead told him what they could do that they’d both enjoy-, (Imagine D, sat on a table, clinging to Orion, wrapped around him like a koala to keep him in place while he says his piece, breathless. “I want to frag you senseless, keep you to myself, see you melt into strut-less slag on my hard, hard spike.” He’d sound like he was whining if he wasn’t so, so… “-Spike that you love to rile up so damn much, huh?” [he tightened his grip with his arms and legs. Their panels scraped each other until D was practically rutting into metal dry.] “With your antics? Is this what you want?” -Commanding. Orion nodded frantically with his optics screwed shut, embarrassed, but so, so ready. “Then say it.” Orion choked. A small, shocked noise. “I can’t do what I wanna do to you based off a nod. Say you want it.”)

-Then maybe tensions wouldn’t have flared into a whole civil war. idk man. But also after the war, Megatron should be such a needy, overstimulatable mess that has to try so hard to overload that after a little tantrum he breaks down crying and whimpering, begging OP to make him cum. And Optimus just loves him so much, and is honored by the trust that kind of intimacy would take. Take that scary grown man’s voice that rallied dozens of bots to war and make him beg for Prime nut.

TFP Arcee doesn’t strike me as particularly vocal, but i wanna hear her try to suppress her moaning and shouting in the privacy of her room while she shoves a thick cylinder of anything inside herself just to work off some stress. She’s always going through it. Just let her let go and fuck herself silly till she feels a bit better. Maybe if her usual deep, monotonous sassy voice turns into stifled shrieking that she’s desperately trying to muffle by biting down on her servo, even if it can’t hide the rattling of her plating shaking as she overloads, and afterwards she’s panting and gasping like she’s about to overheat, that’s just a bonus.

TFA Blitzwing gets an honorable mention, he’s not really my type but his zesty as hell german accent is fun lol.

I am so sorry this is so long! but uh thank you for the yap session, the lengths of the paragraphs do not denote my favorites tho lol