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[stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]

EXO: *busts through the door*

Chanyeol: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT-

Jongin: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU-

Newsies: Yes that 30 year old man is definitely a 17 year old boy

Dear Evan Hansen: Wait did he really just use the death of her brother to get in her pants?

Be More Chill: oh my god we get it he masturbates

Heathers: don’t you just hate it when your boyfriend turns out to be a sociopath

Mean Girls: It’s literally Heather’s but less blood and a hotter villain

Legally Blonde: the only musical ever I do not take criticism

Phantom of the Opera: Dramatic ass bitches the musical

Hamilton: absolutely not, this musical fills me with rage and I cannot explain why

Spring Awakening: don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die

Beetlejuice: oh my god we get it they’re dead

Les Miserables: hon hon hon oui oui baguette also I guess there’s a revolution? I don’t know I’ve never seen it

Wicked: Wizard of Oz but Lesbian flavored

Into The Woods: oh my god we get it they’re in the woods

Waitress: there is no joke it’s a lovely show highly recommend

Fun Home: Daddy issues but lesbian flavored

Hairspray: am I the only one who thinks the way Link talks about her is kinda weird???

Six: Hamilton wishes it had what this has

Little Shop of Horrors: I cannot belive this show ends with all of the main characters getting vored

Shrek: literally no one asked for this but it somehow exceeds all expectations

Sweeney Todd: the music is honestly great but we need to talk about how bad the blood looks in the movie oh my god

West Side Story: I can’t think about this without thinking about “POISON BOOTS” also holy shit the percussion in this show deserves its own production

Hadestown: this is the alto and bass representation we needed