Girl Almighty

girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho

men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

That death drop though.

f a n t h e b o y

THIS IS SO FUCNKING FUNNY

OMG

Wow that’s some info right there

all the idiots in the notes throwing out the tired old line about mandatory service in the occupation forces: service may be mandatory but her cheering on the IDF while it massacred people in gaza as she did in 2014 was not in fact mandatory! also, there is such a thing as israeli conscientious objectors when it comes to military service. just say you wanna see the fucking movie and go, don’t try to defend this bitch. 

cancer is ruled by the moon (28 days cycles, 28 day menstrual cycle) and rules the mammary glands, stomach, hormones, and pancreas. the life of a Cancer is pretty much like 24/7 PMS. oversensitivity can be an issue generating extreme emotional reactivity. there is inability to disengage and become an observer of emotion, because the whole body is tugged in the swell. the weight of the world? many people say motherhood is the hardest job in the world. imagine having to be the mother of every spirit and soul?

no offense but there is no man on this planet worthy of all the things mentioned in Cater 2 U like it’s not realistic at all

i am at my fucking capacity

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Avocado Toast $3600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying