How To Get Proposed To

These are surefire ways to please your man. This surprise ended up in mine writing me a love poem and hiding it in my purse.

No one likes a cranky, hungry, jealous man-child.

^ Also, why doesn't anyone see that their W is the Walgreens logo?

I keep extra loofas and body wash for guests, too.

I used a clear command hook.

I'm not going to pretend I am the authority on relationships. I just want to share my tips for keeping a happy spouse. Some things you may not think of, and some may seem incredibly obvious. I don't give a fuck. I am imparting my knowledge on you. I do not judge, I observe.