i havent done anything or been anyone ever

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

My five year plan is to just see what happens

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

strapjobs r awesome bc u can lowkey chew it a little if u want

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

(stepping onto someones elses 2 note vent post with my hand raised and my chest puffed out) i Also would like to kill myself