gone girl

First to roll out of bed when the baby cries in the middle of the night

Uses strange methods to potty train

Tries to sleep in the baby’s bed

Struggles with changing diapers

Panics that they’re a bad parent

Falls asleep trying to get the baby to sleep

Tries eating the baby food

Is hyper sensitive when the baby gets hurt

Baby proofs the house meticulously

Follows the bus on the first day of Kindergarten

Cries at the Christmas play

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        River had always been great at picking the wrong girls. In high school, he went from one to the next, girls who used him to cheat on their boyfriend, girls who dated him and somebody else at the same time, girls who didn’t care about him as much as he thought they did – and then, of course the one who thought it would be funny to film their sex and upload the video online. The thought of it still caused his stomach to tie up into a tiny knot, a painful knot, and goosebumps to rise all over his body.

          Why? Why did he always pick the wrong girls? As he looked at Mallory, with this sudden moment of clearness, he wondered why he never went for girls like her. Even tonight, he decided to flirt with a girl who ended up having a boyfriend – one who liked drama and didn’t care about him. The blonde now sitting next to him did. She clearly cared about him. So why did he never just look for girls like her? 

Malloy laughed, shaking her head. “You tryin’ to play cupid or somethin’?” she joked. “You didn’t ruin anything,” she admitted, sighing. “The party was getting too crazy anyway, I was gonna call it a night.”

       Sutter rarely asked out girls he knew from his real life. That one had gone wrong one too many times. Then again it wasn’t as if his attempts at online dating had worked much better. It was just easier to get away from people he didn’t know from his daily life, people who he most likely wouldn’t see again. And if he did, there were plenty of excuses with which he could get away from them. It wasn’t the same with Samantha. They worked together after all. Although he had been interested in her from the first time he lay eyes on her, he had been scared to overstep a boundary.

         If tonight went wrong, working together with her would become quite awkward. The good thing was that so far it seemed to be going well enough. Hopefully, he wouldn’t find a way to fuck that up within the next hour or so. “Oh, thank you. I’ll try to do the same.” A small smirk appeared on his lips, brushing his bangs out of his eyes before he moved over to his car and opened the passenger door for her.

She hummed deliciously at the mention of burgers and fries, smiling to herself until the mention of a second date. “---Date?” she echoes without thought, chuckling. Her hand is placed upon her mouth, a little embarrassed of the slip-up.  In truth, she needed a moment to recall what he said. Sam wasn’t terribly insecure--- she knew she was somewhat cute. The girl had an awkward charm, but for someone to call for a second date so quickly was just crazy. “I’d like that,” she adds quickly, her cheeky smile so obvious she had to turn the other way to avoid those eyes. Sam liked Sutter. He had this confidence to him that made her squirm, like she had to keep up with him every step of the way.

           "You heard me!” Siloh threw the statement back in Jude’s face, stomach tying itself in knots over the sticky situation he’d been dragged into. Sure, the first few times he’d thought, what the hell? Time to have a little fun, scare a few people, make the town remember just who they were dealing with when it came to the local band of misfits. And shit, the girls had eaten it all up, throwing themselves at him left, right and center. The year had grown so quiet, it was nice to be looked at again, nice to be noticed, wanted even. Siloh’s ego was fragile that way, he needed to feel needed. So when Jude’s plans always had called for a brother in arms, Siloh had stupidly fallen right into place.

                          But now it had gone too far, he was on the verge of losing his scholarship with all this jackassing around. Parents were starting to get phone calls, people were stalking to talk, and Siloh was getting anxious, scared that it would be his name plastered all over the newspapers for crimes he’d barely even committed. 

The two stood in a dark alley, the prank set and done. Jude had it out for a casting director--- or one of those assholes that decided to make a joke out of him. Jude wasn’t the vengeful type--- in fact, he didn’t take himself too seriously. However, when it came to his work, he was very serious. It was an issue that involved some girl he dated in the past, that happened to be the girl of this guy’s dreams. It was petty--- and if he was being petty, Jude was going to be vengeful. “Just call down, okay? I know what I’m doing--- we’re going to be fine.” 

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! 

TODAY marks a momentous occasion in Soundscape’s long history. Though we are not currently open and we are STILL chugging away on our revamp, we thought we would take the moment to celebrate SOUNDSCAPE’S ANNIVERSARY!

Judging by the date of our very first acceptance, this little roleplay is officially one year old as of today August 23rd!!  Us admins are so happy with all the friendships and memories, IC and OOC that have been made here and know that once we reopen, we’ll have another year+ of memories to be made! Below the cut, you’ll find a few of the memories we consider some of Soundscape’s Highlights, just to get you in the mood for our future!

Thank you all for an amazing year and get ready for a trip down memory lane (not in chronological order)!

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