Where I'm standing

           FOUR JEWS IN A ROOM BITCHING.

“I’m bitching.” “What do they do for love?” “I’m Jewish!” “What we need is a miracle.” “We got our miracle.” “Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.” “We need to know our worst sides aren’t ignored.” “I’m neurotic.” “I’m nauseous.”

         A TIGHT-KNIT FAMILY / LOVE IS BLIND.

“I do not wish to offend.” “I want a tight-knit family.” “Time will mend our pain.” “Isn’t it great? We’re all so swell!” “I swear we’re gonna come through it.” “I fear we’ll probably fight.” “Nothing’s impossible, live by your wit.” “I want it all.” “Sit down, my dear. I hear you have a problem.” “Take a load off your feet.” “Love isn’t sex.” “Your pain is a priori.” “Unfold your untold story.” “I’m everything he wanted.” “I have something rotten which appeared though it’s now well forgotten.” “I am probably diseased.” “Love is blind.” “Love can tell a million stories.” “Love’s unkind, spiteful in a million ways.” “You’re a damaged girl.” “Don’t make noise, but daddy’s kissing boys.” “Love reads like a bad biography.” “I think she’s very insecure, but so am I.” “Work is my passion. Or perhaps that’s an alibi.” “…Yeah, I don’t care to discuss it.” “I admit I admire you.”

         THE THRILL OF FIRST LOVE.

“You’re a prick.” “God, you’re impossible!” “We are the salt of the bourgeois.” “We don’t agree.” “Everything he owns is vile. ___ don’t care a whit.” “Men in cuff links make me forget my name.” “I intend to upset.” “See how quickly he sours?” “I was rich, he was horny.” “We fit like a glove.” “I’d kill for that thrill of first love.” “Of all the lesser passions, we like fighting most.” “Don’t be a fool.” “What I love I devour.” “Isn’t that right? Let’s both fight.” “I’m best when I cheat, so I’ll cheat and I’ll shove.” “We’ve almost survived a year.”

          MARVIN AT THE PSYCHIATRIST ( A 3 PART MINI OPERA. )

“Do you love him?” “Do you need him?” “He makes me smile a lot.” “Is he special?” “Just enjoy what you can. Love the boy, not the man.” “Does he thrill you? Is he vicious? Would he kill you?” “I think he’s sorta kinda mean.” “Don’t despise what you feel.” “You said she was withholding. That’s not quite true.” “Perhaps she held back love from you.” “Does she sleep in the nude?” “Nope. No. Does not sleep nude, okay.” “I have questions that should probably go unanswered.” “Tell me, what is going on with you?” “…Ah, so now you’re interested in me.” “He’s morbid and dissatisfied.” “What should I do now?” “Is that my fault though? Should I be blamed for that?” “We stand together miles apart.” “My father says that love is the most beautiful thing in the world.”

       MY FATHER’S A HOMO / EVERYONE TELLS JASON TO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST.