ginger girl in iowa

I’m sorry that you feel like I “ditched” y’all. That wasn’t my intention. When tumblr decided to give the ax to adult content, I’m pretty sure only fans was either really new or didn’t exist. I did make a twitter, and I posted as much as I could... but life got in the way.

Between dealing with the tail end of my shitty roommate situation, trying to find a new place to live and then THRIVE... 2019 wasn’t the best for me for social media. I did my best. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Am I in a better place now? Mentally, usually (if I ignore all this COVID stress) and physically, sure. I’m in a mostly better living situation — minus this foreclosure business.

I’m trying to get back into the swing of things. Not just because I asked for help, but because I actually do miss posting and interacting with y’all. I *hope* that it will help my COVID healthcare worker stress levels by getting back into this so I have an outlet.

Hello tumblr. Long time, no post.

I hope y’all are all as well as you can be, current global situations be as they may.

Me? Well. Things could definitely be better.

I’m a healthcare worker, so I’m on the front line of all this mess. We haven’t had it as bad here in Iowa as other parts of the US (looking at you, New England) but it hasn’t been easy. I’m not positive that I haven’t gotten COVID at some point (I was sick at the end of April — I had a negative test result though... but I was exposed).

Holy stress levels though.

Between dodging people posting and shouting about how the virus is fake (it’s not) and trying to not GET the damn thing or bring it home and spread it... I’m surprised my hair isn’t gray.

I moved in with my best friend in January... and we joined cat forces. SIX CATS between us both.

He got laid off from work before the virus started (part of why I moved in, to help with bills)... and he was fixing to start working again... then COVID.

So we’re behind on the mortgage, and the bank is a bag of dicks. They won’t work with us. Our governor had placed a stay on foreclosures when the virus hit... but has since let those protections expire. So.

I’m probably going to be homeless.

I’ve tried to apply for my own mortgage to buy the house myself from his bank... but my credit is too low to be approved without a THIRTY PERCENT DOWN PAYMENT.

How the heckle am I supposed to come up with $35k in five days?! I have maybe a third of that if I empty savings. But I’m fucked. We’re fucked.

I have no idea what to do.

Anyone have Bill Gates number?

Anyone have any legal advice?

Titty time (because that cracked me up)

PINEAPPLES — because duh.

FU CK — because also hilarious.

Any marks on your neck?

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Good shenanigans.

There’s this guy I’ve known for years. We’ve flirted for just about as long. We’ve had some mild shenanigans before in the past (blowjob, fingering)... but it was hurried/rushed.

Because he’s married.

Tonight was the first night I’ve been ALONE with him in years. I was wearing a lingerie top (same one in the picture I just posted) and jean shorts. He asked me to sit closer to him, so I did... and that’s when the shenanigans started.

He pealed back the cups of my bra to free the tits, then went to town.

Licking my nipples, sucking, biting. All the good stuff.

I was high as a kite, so everything was amplified. “Why are you breathing so heavy?”

“Because it fucking feels amazing.”

Then he took my shorts off... started fingering me... lord have mercy. I couldn’t stand so he made me lay back on the bed... and then he got serious.

It was amazing. I’m pretty sure I had two little orgasms. He wouldn’t let me close my legs or twist away when it got too sensitive.

Then he went back to playing with the girls and softly kept rubbing my pussy until I started to get built back up again.

Then he went for gold. Threw one of my legs up over his shoulder... and leaned down so his face was close to mine. Then he really got serious with his fingering.

I’ve never had a gspot orgasm before tonight. I squirted. I think that was his goal. No man has ever given me multiples or made me squirt.

AND HE NEVER FUCKED ME.

His dick is still in his pants at this point. I’ve had my hand all over it, but it’s still contained.

He asks if I want to give him a blowjob. After that performance?? Uh, yes.

Holy dick.

I forgot how big it is. It’s not the thickest dick I’ve ever seen. But it’s LONG. My jaw still hurts.

I’m assuming he approved of my skills since all he kept mumbling was “oh fuck” and “don’t stop” and “please don’t stop” and “yes suck that dick so good”.

He came all over my tits. I kinda wish he’d fucked me then come...but beggars can’t be choosers.

Plus, I got off so I don’t quite care lmao.

Look yall. I MADE A TITTY POST.

I wonder how long it’ll stay unflagged.

Same username as this.