gill and gilbert™️

🎶 This is a segment called 🎶: Goblin NPR

“That’s a moment of wholesome content!”

[Image description: Six gifs of Patrick Gill and Brian David Gilbert. Patrick has pale skin, chin-length dark brown hair, round glasses, and is wearing a light blue short-sleeved button up. Brian has pale skin, short light brown hair, and is wearing an orange and white striped short-sleeved button up. Both are sitting on a couch in front of the Gill & Gilbert backdrop.

1: Pat: I’ve had an unwholesome day. Shit, man, what’s going on with me? 2: Brian: Here, I’ll give you a wholesome thing. 3: Brian (reaching over and touching Pat’s shirt): That’s a really good shirt, Pat! Pat: Hey, thank you very much! 4: Brian (feeling the sleeve of Pat’s shirt): It’s got a good texture to it. I like how it’s got the roll up on the sleeve. Pat: Thank you! 5: Brian: That’s a good shirt, Pat! You’re wearin’ a good shirt. Pat (smiling): Thanks, Brian. 6: Pat: That made me feel good. Thanks, Brian. Brian: Yeah, of course. 

[Image Description: Six gifs of Patrick Gill, Allegra Frank, and Brian David Gilbert. Patrick Gill has chin length dark brown hair, round wire-frame glasses, and is wearing a white v-neck t-shirt. Allegra frank has curly dark brown hair, black rectangular glasses, and is wearing black crop top that says “Goodbye.” Pat and Allegra are both sitting on the Polygon couch in the den in front of the Gill & Gilbert backgrop. Brian is remotely dialed in via Skype on a laptop. 

1 - Brian: Don’t die over there! Stay safe everyone! 2 - Brian: Keep your bodies warm. But not too warm. 3 - Pat: We will! Thank you for letting us know that you’re ‘kay.  Brian: Of course! 4 - Pat: You ‘kay? Brian: I’m ‘kay. 5 - Brian (waving goodbye on Skype): And I’ll see you next week! Pat: Bye! Allegra: Bye, Brian! 6 - Allegra: I’m glad he’s doing ‘kay. Pat (putting away his laptop): I’m glad he’s ‘kay.

Gill & Gilbert + 🍆

[Image description: eight gifs of Patrick Gill and Brian David Gilbert. Patrick Gill has brown chin-length hair, glasses, and dark stubble. Brian has short light brown hair and is wearing glasses in the fourth and fifth gif. The eight gifs portray a variety of scenes of sexual innuendo/jokes.

1. Pat: (gesturing to an unlabeled bottle of iced tea) You said this was your piss? Brian: (laughing) Uh, yes!

2. Pat is crouching in front of the camera and his ass temporarily obscures it. As he moves away, Brian is visible on the couch saying “That’s a good butt shot that we just got!”

3. Pat is holding Brian, bridal style. As he plays Shadow of the Colossus in the background, Brian says “I’ve never grabbed an ass with more fervor in my life!”

4. Pat (gesturing to a glass of milk, sitting on the Polygon couch): Did you say this was your milk? Brian (laughing): I did!

5. Pat (eating a nutter butter on the Polygon couch): I’m just gonna nut.

6. Pat (while playing Far Cry 5 in the background) Daddy, yes!

7. Pat (closeup, while sitting on the Polygon couch): I’m gonna NUT!

8. Pat and Brian are sitting on the Polygon couch. Pat says “I need to constantly be putting things into my mouth” while Brian nods in agreement.