sometimes, it's not so much about the romance as it is about the devotion. the adoration.

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

I know some people are confused about the music this season but idk I think getting fingered in a cab on the way home from a night out to a Pitbull song is relatable in any era

yeah dirty talk is hot, but how about you command me not to make any noise at all while you fuck me as you get rougher with each time i let even one tiny whimper slip? what about you wrapping your hand more and more tightly around my throat with each thrust until i can’t even make a noise except for my pathetic attempts at gasping for air? what about that???

me @ my last brain cell

This is gold!

Brooklyn nine nine immediately making more explicit jokes the second they got on NBC is the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen