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not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

bitchez be like 'my comfort characters are so sweet I wanna hug them' and these mfs are psychopath cannibalistic serial killers

i choose to take arthur's "do i know you?" in ep 1 as him recognizing smth in merlin the same way he met dragoon and was like "your eyes...we've met before" so when i imagine some au merthur meeting, their first conversation always stars some variation of "have we met before?"/"i feel like i know you."