cats keep biting me

the biggest fucking farce in the whole emoji movie trailer is the fact that one of the inhabitants of the ‘place where emojis that nobody uses go’ or whatever was the eggplant emoji

just writes “i dont explain my poetry often” in the show your work section of a math question

@giftofthemagi

but the cat is actually revealed to be a raccoon

dnd is just improv for nerds who hate both audience pressure and theater kids

...how do we explain ourselves, then?@@samwisethebold @wtrob @themusicsonrepeat

Listen y'all, being anti-racist is not like a one time “I saw the light and I’ll never be racist again” deal, racism is something that has to be actively and constantly unlearned. Every day you have to challenge your thinking. 

let’s level up from choking each other to slapping each other

Why even fuck anymore? Just throw hands and see who nut first.