"uh, no? i'm smart either way - i mean i've got a fucking diploma? it'd just be nice to get back into the swing of school. i think the only sad thing is you trying to criticize someone wanting to get back into school?"

“being at college sounds fuckin’ lame, why would you ever wanna’ go back there? you can crash the parties anyway, i always do.”

"i feel like i have nothing better to do with my time. i'm losing fucking hours at work -- way too much time on my hands lately. unless you decide you wanna text me for plans more? that'd be great."

"twenty percent. they usually have a tip calculator on phones these days. i'm just really shocked you never knew that? that's basic life math, man."

"twenty percent. they usually have a tip calculator on phones these days. i'm just really shocked you never knew that? that's basic life math, man."

"twenty percent. they usually have a tip calculator on phones these days. i'm just really shocked you never knew that? that's basic life math, man."

“ how much would be cool? ”

"if it's a fifty dollar bill, ten bucks is twenty percent of that - so i'd round it at about eight because i'm not that greedy."