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death will not do us part you stupid cunt

Falls on my ass and dies from falling on my ass and dying

Anyone else feel the soil falling over their head or is it just me

The word “ghoul” is so nonspecific in that in most contexts it can refer to anything from a ghost to a shambling undead zombie to just some sort of guy who looks weird. Despite its generic and unspecific meaning, it remains somewhat popular solely because ghoul is an extremely fun word to say

Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

we dont talk enough about how awesome folders on the computer are

sudoku.com will be adding a "morally grey" sudoku level for a nuanced and complex puzzle experience

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

neither dead nor alive but ballin

the ignorant think that every event is 50:50 as it either happens or does not happen, but the wise know that you have ⅓ chance the event happens and ⅓ chance the event does not happen and ⅓ chance you’ve made a fundamental mistake in your probability calculations.

i am a man who dies constantly & endlessly, with mercilessly agony, but most importantly i am chillin

love when writers are like “this character is SOOOO tormented. they are undiagnosable. no one could possibly understand them. they’re just so disturbed and impossible to label. they’re a mystery. no one will ever quite comprehend what goes on in their mind” whole time the cunts just autistic

First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

Third base is dying for each other fourth base is marriage