Ghoulbot

YA-YA-YA-YA-YA 🗣🗣🗣🗣

NAME: MOTHER FUCKER AGE: 9.69 SWEEPS SIGN: ARIST BLOOD COLOR: RUST PRONOUNS: SHE/HER

There might be some attempt at swaying the opinion of the crowd regarding the purpose of your presence at this festival, but you and everyone in even the slightest bit of the know is aware of exactly why you’re here. You were invited to this event for one reason and one reason only: drugs. Make no mistake; you OWN these fucking streets. Not a single microscopic granule of crystal has been in anyone’s breathing tubes without it passing through one of your suppliers. What, sopor? What are you, two sweeps old? That’s kiddie shit. And most importantly; freely distributed to any and all trolls of every caste regardless of social standing. You can’t move that. Nobody buys shit that’s free and you aren’t in the business of charity. You’re in the business of getting FAT STACKS of CASH MONEY. Which you have agreed to attend this event for the purpose of sliding some to the fuschia in charge around here to look the other way while you do your incredibly illegal business.

My very good friend horsesbones, who did a LOT of art for Pesterquest Rewritten alongside being a very cool and awesome person, has had their fantroll, MOTHER FUCKER, progress to the SEMIFINALS OF THE HIVESWAP FANTROLL COMPETITION!

The winners will have their troll appear in Hiveswap Act 3 and then die violently and horrifically. Amazing!

PLEASE VOTE FOR MOTHER FUCKER! Voting ends in 2 days, so HURRY!!!!

•Abe sapien study•

As I can't really do anything for his birthday this year have these photos from my celebration 2 years ago, they are a personal favorite.