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Nobody tell me what anime this is bc I don’t care but this looks disgusting where’s the flavor

“You know it from anime and manga,” bitch isn’t Beef Stroganoff a Russian dish

I just realized that they don’t even make the corkscrew noodles-

i’m torn between agreement and being amused seeing westerners learn that Japanese people do to our cuisine what we do to Japanese food

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

When kourtney Kardashian said “we all have like different priorities and like working is just not my priority and like it is never going to be”

No officer it wasn’t murder it was a life hack

i don’t know what marvel is... i’m too pretty

The only marvel I know is me

skyrim is a bad game because i cant hug my friends or my husband. maybe i want to let the people in my life know i appreciate them dearly even if they just have three lines of base dialogue

and before one of you says something like “oh why dont you just play stardew valley or animal crossing or some other game where you get to be nice to people” please understand that i enjoy hunting the city guards for sport but that doesnt mean that im not full of love

this ain’t a scene, it’s a (and i can’t stress this enough) gah deh arh reh

Thank you, Comrade Bulbasaur!