Howdy

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

I remember watching the video clip of him running up the steps and thinking ‘oh god they’re going to murder this man, God protect him’

The council will decide your fate

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid