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Frank Iero Kissing A Man On The Lips On Stage The Day After His Anniversary. 2026

listen i know that the whole concept of the “creepypasta family mansion” is kinda dumb but like. it works when you accept how dumb it is. slenderman’s this eldritch abomination who kills and eats children in their sleep, but hes gotta make sure hes home by 8am so he can make sally breakfast. jeffs a serial killer who killed his own parents in cold blood but hes also the shitty older brother who dunks your head in the toilet then flushes it. ben is the ghost of a dead kid who can control all of your electronics and drive you insane to the point of suicide, but hes also a gremlin who hogs the xbox and then when you finally get it away from him you dont wanna touch the controller because its covered in snot and dorito dust. let the creepypastas be a family while also being horrifying dammit

the addams family but more extreme

i'm glad jay is still recording mental breakdowns, never change marble hornets.

nine inch nails: i have a boner!!!! i hate myself!!!! fuck the government!!!! [7 minutes of industrial sound effects mixed with trent reznor moaning like a girl]