my greatest sin is liking orochimaru

Genuinely I don't think there will ever be a friendship in star wars as funny as Rex and Anakin's. Rex won't tell Anakin a single thing about himself unprompted meanwhile Anakin's out here like "I'll tell this guy about my secret wife and then it can be both of our problems." Anakin's like "Rex is the best soldier I know and a great man" but has never once offered to have him stay for dinner. Rex always says "yeah Anakin is my friend" and then trusts him with his life only 60% of the time and is disappointed in him the other 40% percent. It feels like they shouldn't be friends but they are and somehow that becomes everyone else's problem because they do actually work well together

I think tumblr should add a 'king for a day' feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king's avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize' blogs, changing their avatar to a crab. I think this would be a good feature because it addresses no problems with the website and also would make some people very mad and that would be funny I think.