Just realized that the pick up line “did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” Would both work SO WELL but also fail miserably for hualian. Like it could go multiple ways:
Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Xie Lian, oblivious: which time?
Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Xie Lian: yeah, it’s a pretty long fall. But, I’m fine, really. All healed 😊
Hua Cheng, freaking out and checking Xie Lian over: gege!! 😱
Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Hua Cheng: No. I didn’t fall, I jumped. How could I stay in heaven if my god was walking the earth?
Xie Lian, blushing profusely: San Lang!!!
Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Hua Cheng, staring lovingly at Xie Lian: gege’s my heaven, and he’s the one that caught me.
Xie Lian, equally besotted: San Lang…🥹
Hua Cheng, before Banyue Pass and still disguised as San Lang: gege, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Xie Lian, shocked: San Lang knows even this!?!? He really is amazing! 😃 (see the second option for how this progresses)
Shi Qingxuan, flipping his hair and fluttering his eyelashes flirtatiously: Ming-Xiong, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
He Xuan disguised as Ming Yi, feeling pretty murderous over the question: …
Shi Qingxuan, oblivious to it: because you must be an angel 😘
He Xuan, reached his “Shi Qingxuan threshold for the day” and walking away: …
Shi Qingxuan: eh?! Ming-Xiong? Where are you going??
Lmao just looked up the actual pick up line and realized I remembered it wrong, so have some more 🤗🤗
Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt?
Xie Lian, not sure what incident he’s talking about: I have a high pain tolerance 😊
Feng Xin: hey! Did it hurt!?
Mu Qing, annoyed, wondering what he wants: did what hurt?
Feng Xin: when you fell from heaven?
Mu Qing, drawing his saber: …is that a threat? 😡😡😡
Feng Xin, realizing he fucked it up: 😳😳😳
Jun Wu, trapped in Mount Tonglu: did it hurt?
Mei Nianqing, sitting to the side, reading a book, not even looking up: did what hurt?
Jun Wu: when you fell from heaven?
Mei Nianqing, flipping a page and still not bothering to spare him a glance: you’re the one that fell, my lord, not me.
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