dorty whore

Your local forest hag is here to remind you that the bad energy in your home isn't from outside forces. You just haven't deep cleaned in a long time. Get to scrubbing.

jesus (me) walks on water (goes to the fridge and reheats the macaroni)

i really dont mean this in like a bad way but sometimes when people on here talk its incredibly obvious that they've never lived in a conservative area lmao

and thats fine! really! i wouldnt wish that on anyone. it's legitimately terrifying. but sometimes people who spent their whole lives in the rich part of LA or whatever will tell me that "most cishet people are totally cool with the lgbt community" or that "q***r is NEVER used as a slur anymore" and I just wonder what the hell kind of alternate universe they're living in

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

ghosts are so funny. they're people who were just like "actually, fuck dying" and decided to cause problems on purpose for the rest of everyone else's lives. goals tbh.

untitled ghost game

it is a beautiful Halloween night in the suburbs, and you are a horrible ghost

I think one of the greatest realizations I ever made was that I didn’t have to choose between masculinity and femininity

The sooner you realise that you can do literally whatever you want as regards to your gender presentation (or lack thereof) and just take whatever bits and pieces you like from wherever, the sooner you can start enjoying life.

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

cant believe i have to stop making fun of homeschooled kids cause we all homeschooled now. fucks sake

Porbhub views are about to increase exponentially

Porbhub

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

Date a boy who admires your body and traces his hands over your skin when you relax together